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A rare but amazing person who always is out to help friends and family whenever. They are extremely understanding, kind, and logical. A great person to ask for any advice or questions. They have a lot of patience and are the most trustworthy people you will ever meet.
Hey is that Jormani? I remember when he gave me his jacket when I was cold!
Jormani by Pablabodas August 15, 2021
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Jormani Fade 

when yo boi get a zero on the side and left whole shit load of hair on the top
“my boi got the jormani fade
“bro please
*slaps head aggressively*
Jormani Fade by de.fukmeaswhole March 30, 2021
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Jormarie 

A name for a girl, who can be very open minded and interested in doing new things. Like eating Guinea Pig, and acting like a man
Guy: Hey did you hear about the new girl? Her name is Jormarie and she likes to eat guniea pigs

Girl: Really?! that's pretty manly of her.
Jormarie by Obama4lyfe March 24, 2012

Jordanian Jockstrap 

To use people or to borrow money. Credit. Lend.Venture. Not Profitable. To receive. Never get back. Lend. Borrow. Dead beat. skip. payments. loan.
We loaned $12,000 to that un greatful hump, and never got paid back. What a Jordanian Jockstrap asshole! Or; That Jordanian Jockstrap promised to pay for half the meal, but bailed and left us with the check to pay. What a Jordanian jockstrap piece of crap.

Jomanizer 

A habitual seducer of women. A man who is sustaining supposedly "exclusive" relationships with multiple girls simultaneously. A is a big flirt and enjoys making woman fall head over heals in love with him, even-though he has like 10,000,00 other girl friends.

A combination of the word Joma (the man who inspired the creation of the word) and Womanizer
Origin: unsure
The girl thought she found the love of her life, but it turns out that he was a total Jomanizer.
Jomanizer by TeresaB. September 26, 2010

Michael Jordanism 

The following of the great Michael Jordan who led the Bulls to six NBA Championships in the 1990's.
Screw my former religion. I'm converting to Michael Jordanism. At least we know he's real.
A beautiful girl. If you ever get a chance to love a Jordania you are an extremely lucky person. If you have a Jordania don't let her go. She needs to be loved and nurtured.
Hey man have you met Jordania?

She’s such a nice girl.
Jordania by Blazemauui August 23, 2019
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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