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A rare but amazing person who always is out to help friends and family whenever. They are extremely understanding, kind, and logical. A great person to ask for any advice or questions. They have a lot of patience and are the most trustworthy people you will ever meet.
Hey is that Jormani? I remember when he gave me his jacket when I was cold!
Jormani by Pablabodas August 15, 2021
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Jormani Fade 

when yo boi get a zero on the side and left whole shit load of hair on the top
“my boi got the jormani fade”
“bro please”
*slaps head aggressively*
Jormani Fade by de.fukmeaswhole March 30, 2021
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Jormarie 

A name for a girl, who can be very open minded and interested in doing new things. Like eating Guinea Pig, and acting like a man
Guy: Hey did you hear about the new girl? Her name is Jormarie and she likes to eat guniea pigs

Girl: Really?! that's pretty manly of her.
Jormarie by Obama4lyfe March 24, 2012

Jordanian Jockstrap 

To use people or to borrow money. Credit. Lend.Venture. Not Profitable. To receive. Never get back. Lend. Borrow. Dead beat. skip. payments. loan.
We loaned $12,000 to that un greatful hump, and never got paid back. What a Jordanian Jockstrap asshole! Or; That Jordanian Jockstrap promised to pay for half the meal, but bailed and left us with the check to pay. What a Jordanian jockstrap piece of crap.

Jomanizer 

A habitual seducer of women. A man who is sustaining supposedly "exclusive" relationships with multiple girls simultaneously. A is a big flirt and enjoys making woman fall head over heals in love with him, even-though he has like 10,000,00 other girl friends.

A combination of the word Joma (the man who inspired the creation of the word) and Womanizer
Origin: unsure
The girl thought she found the love of her life, but it turns out that he was a total Jomanizer.
Jomanizer by TeresaB. September 26, 2010

Michael Jordanism 

The following of the great Michael Jordan who led the Bulls to six NBA Championships in the 1990's.
Screw my former religion. I'm converting to Michael Jordanism. At least we know he's real.
A beautiful girl. If you ever get a chance to love a Jordania you are an extremely lucky person. If you have a Jordania don't let her go. She needs to be loved and nurtured.
Hey man have you met Jordania?

She’s such a nice girl.
Jordania by Blazemauui August 23, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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