Jormani

A rare but amazing person who always is out to help friends and family whenever. They are extremely understanding, kind, and logical. A great person to ask for any advice or questions. They have a lot of patience and are the most trustworthy people you will ever meet.

Hey is that Jormani? I remember when he gave me his jacket when I was cold!

by Pablabodas August 15, 2021

Jormani Fade

when yo boi get a zero on the side and left whole shit load of hair on the top

“my boi got the jormani fade”
“bro please”
*slaps head aggressively*

by de.fukmeaswhole March 30, 2021

Jormarie

A name for a girl, who can be very open minded and interested in doing new things. Like eating Guinea Pig, and acting like a man

Guy: Hey did you hear about the new girl? Her name is Jormarie and she likes to eat guniea pigs

Girl: Really?! that's pretty manly of her.

by Obama4lyfe March 24, 2012

Jordanian Jockstrap

To use people or to borrow money. Credit. Lend.Venture. Not Profitable. To receive. Never get back. Lend. Borrow. Dead beat. skip. payments. loan.

We loaned $12,000 to that un greatful hump, and never got paid back. What a Jordanian Jockstrap asshole! Or; That Jordanian Jockstrap promised to pay for half the meal, but bailed and left us with the check to pay. What a Jordanian jockstrap piece of crap.

by Reno/flex June 17, 2018

Jomanizer

A habitual seducer of women. A man who is sustaining supposedly "exclusive" relationships with multiple girls simultaneously. A is a big flirt and enjoys making woman fall head over heals in love with him, even-though he has like 10,000,00 other girl friends.

A combination of the word Joma (the man who inspired the creation of the word) and Womanizer
Origin: unsure

The girl thought she found the love of her life, but it turns out that he was a total Jomanizer.

by TeresaB. September 26, 2010

Michael Jordanism

The following of the great Michael Jordan who led the Bulls to six NBA Championships in the 1990's.

Screw my former religion. I'm converting to Michael Jordanism. At least we know he's real.

by bullstown4life June 15, 2010

Jordania

A beautiful girl. If you ever get a chance to love a Jordania you are an extremely lucky person. If you have a Jordania don't let her go. She needs to be loved and nurtured.

Hey man have you met Jordania?

She’s such a nice girl.

by Blazemauui August 23, 2019