When someone has a big booty and big dick like Roger, tthat means you are so cool that you can get 5 gf without even noticing that you used 1 dick to get them through their pussy.
Jordi bo is an interesting kid, he has always gotta say something epic and usually helps you when you need help. He is concerned about how people see him, his favourite website is poki, and really spends time there. When he is serious or mad, he is a beast, somebody to fear, but when calm or ha`ppy, he can be the bestt of friends.
The sweetest and most caring person in the world Need someone mature
He will shower you with live and affection even at his and your worst moments
He will make you fall for him without even trying
Jordin is beauty. He is grace
Jordin is the most beautiful boy you will ever met. He will care more for others then for himself, which isn’t good all the time. He is the sweetest person ever and will always do anything to help someone. He’s got such a golden heart, he is very beautiful, caring, loving, funny, pretty, and so much more good things. He will make you laugh when you’re sad, and his smile lights up a room. He got the most beautiful eyes, they shine like stars in the dark. His personality is just as beautiful as his looks. If you have a Jordin as boyfriend, keep him. He is just like an angel and he will do anything to make you feel happy and safe, even if he doesn’t feel good. He is the best person you can have in your life.
He is so beautiful! That must be a Jordin (boy)
Jordin (boy) is the mostsweet person ever
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!