Jordass 

A fat white boy who wears gay glasses and walks around saying he's "biosexual". Or more commonly known as, the faggot.

"Hey that Jordass kid has a big ass!!"

Jordass by S4m4nth4 March 7, 2017

jordass 

A short little brown fucker who likes to inject himself with acid while merrily skipping to the beat of rainbows.

"He's cutting the grass... with his teeth!!!!!" "That's soooooooooo Jordass"

jordass by meowbitchmeow December 20, 2016

Jordass 

A beautiful and gorgeous woman wearing jeans that accentuate her ass to look as if wearing jordache jeans or a brand that is similar

Damn bro, check baby girl with that Jordass.... cakey!!

Jordass by HO5TEL May 19, 2017

like Jordans on Saturday 

Describes a hot, desirable, much anticipated item; an item that one would go to great lengths to obtain. Original usage referred to Michael Jordan's signature basketball shoes, which are released on Saturdays. Long lines of people hoping to be the first on the block to sport the new Jays can form outside shoe stores early on Saturday mornings.

You're like Jordans on Saturday, I gotta have you and I cannot wait.

like Jordans on Saturday by TronaNon January 21, 2008

JordansNut 

A bad bitch. PERIOT.

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JordansNut by yeetwitha🤠🤠 September 16, 2018

scuffed my jordans 

when someone steps on or gets dirt on your fresh new pair of jordans which usually cost about $150 dollars. This is thought as to being one of the worst things you can do to a black person.

deshawn: "what the fuck dawg you scuffed my jordans!!!"

Billy: "I dont see the problem mister."

deshawn: "don't make me cap you white boy!"

scuffed my jordans by bro from anuda mo November 30, 2010

Jordanski 

Has great aim no game sense no awareness and is known as grandpa walker in the infernal realms discord.

Wow that playstyle reminds me of jordanski

Jordanski by Y0rdan September 9, 2019