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Jordan Michael 

A jordan michael is a man with alot of potential but has some mental issues holding him back.he is a mixed race tall hunk man with a large penis.he often finds himself doing silly things like burning random items or going to the bathroom with animals.
A jordan michael is a patient at a phsyc ward that is named after a real mental patient named jordan michael.its the most dangerous type of patients.they often see shit not there and sexually assault the nurses.
Jordan Michael by The ridicule September 6, 2018
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Jordan Michael Brown 

A boss ass bitch,
She might not stay on the court like Michael, but she knows how to ball.
Damn that girl is so elevated, she must be Jordan Michael Brown.

Michael Jordan 

Michael Jordan by Johnny Cockface September 29, 2003

im the Michael Jordan of

a statement people use to say that they are amazing in a paticular thing.
jim: yo dude im the michael jordan of halo, noone can stop me.
bill: yeah man you dominate.

Michael Jordan 

Michael Jordan by wizzle August 24, 2003

Michael Jordan Marathon 

The act of masturbating 23 times in a 24 hour period.
Tyler: Hey man, did you finish the Michael Jordan Marathon yesterday?

Mack: No man I only made it to 21!

Michael Jordan! 

When you palm the fuck outta someone’s big ass forehead
Homeboy: How was the date?
Me: She was laughing because I Michael Jordan! her and she didn’t understand
Michael Jordan! by hxtlne August 28, 2018