13 definitions by damo

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Don't sleep with your housemate or workmate, it will get messy!
Bob wants to shag his PA but Fred told him "Don't shit on your doorstep"
by Damo October 25, 2004
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Female genitalia of full, voluptuous nature. Usually describing one that is appealling for oral sex.
I treated myself to a tasty muffburger last night.
by Damo February 04, 2005
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Female genital region. Usually deep, dark and not very appealling, compared to the norm.
She smelled rank so I kicked her in the crabhole.
by Damo April 10, 2005
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a name for ppl who are pissed off their nuts and acting funny or weird
peace out to all u joogas
by damo April 10, 2004
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The art of smashing an acoustic guitar to pieces on ones head, thus producing a painful and comical effect.
My stupid friend accidently took a cd my guitar teacher gave to me, and then forgot to return it, so my guitar teacher, in a fit of rage, gave me an acoustic equalizer.
by damo March 06, 2004
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person that can handle their liqour i.e glass and a half
"dude that guy is so drunk and he only had two pints what a cabury's
by damo October 27, 2003
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a complete spaz whom believes he has infanite intelegence but is really a thick bastard, who needs a hair

Wei Heng, Su

Get a hair cut n lose the boble
by Damo March 03, 2005
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