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A Jontod requires a man to penetrate someone's anal cavity with their testicles
Jontod by Jon Andy Tod July 19, 2010
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jontoria 

A very pretty intelligent different female who stands up for herself and everything must go her way!!
She is JonToria.
jontoria by Spoke1990 November 28, 2013
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JONtotheE 

The twitter account of Jonny Dutson, someone who is so cool that he was cool before the term cool was even invented.

Some myths say that he invented the term cool but some argue this by stating he stole this term from a setting on an air conditioner.
"Woah dude that car is so JONtotheE!"
JONtotheE by jonzo November 6, 2012
A bad ass dude that is one of the best friends any person can have. He's got your back! And he yells YEAH BABY when he's pumped up!
jonbod by Denhoss November 3, 2013

Jontouring 

Walking around in a "gay" fashion
Person1: "He's obviously gay"
Person2: "Don't be a homophobe"
Person1: "But he's clearly jontouring"
Jontouring by egg succ July 10, 2016
When you do something joto(gay)
He jotoded when he said he “suck on those”
jotoded by Straight man 0 November 15, 2020

JonHodging

VERB- Hustling, getting dat bread, having gray hair before 40. I’ll happen eventually
Man, I’ve been JonHodging recently and now all the honeys want me.
JonHodging by Oiled up Dana white November 25, 2025
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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