Jono'd

To indiscriminately mess up any situation you find yourself in, no matter how unlikely the error made is.

Dude, you just totally Jono'd yourself there!

by MootKing June 24, 2022

Get fucking Jono’d

When you get so drunk you throw up in a urinal and then proceed to pass out next to said urinal.

Let’s get fucking Jono’d

by Slag shagger September 18, 2018

jono and dav

the two hottest most spectacular, extravogent, funny, outrageous, fabulous, super dooper, guys in this universe known to all forms of life.
i can keep on going on and on about them there is so much to say, however due to little space and time, i am unable to even incorperate a minute fraction of anything about them, there is just too much. i can say one thing though. wowsles.

wow, look at that group of rely hot amazing guys, who nearly make up a minute fraction of what david and jono make up. pfft, we are such loosers compared to them n so are they.

by jono and dav January 6, 2005

doing a jono

To do a jono is the act of rejecting your current company to maneuver, in a stalking fashion, over to a person of the opposite sex. Doing a Jono usually consists of a male, staring longingly at a female's chest area. This act if performed subconsciously and usually leaves the former company of the "Jonoer" feeling annoyed. Two people can subconsciously do a jono together, which is known as in the trade, Dual Jonoing.

Sarah: "(oh god, hes doing a jono again, i wish he'd leave me alone)"
Phil: "Oh, theres goes Jono on another tit rampage"
Bob: "Ah man, just leave her alone!!"
Jonoer: "breasts? breast breasts breasts breasts! hmph... breast!"

by david schlonglicker October 10, 2006

Doing a Jono

Where you, or your friend, betray your friendship with others of the same gender to go and flirt with other people of the opposite sex (and commonly fail to pull).

"Oh look at Mobbsy, he is doing another Jono!" or "Doing a Jono again, Mobbsy?"

by Trident Spliffmonster October 9, 2006

Dirty jono

when you put a mr bean statue up the others ass.

bro I pulled a dirty jono last night, my statue is covered in shit now.

by DeepPain May 11, 2022

Jon O'Donnell

Owes Liam a fiver.

Oi, Jon O'Donnell, you owe me a fiver.

by 100% Not Liam August 2, 2020