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Get fucking Jono’d
Get fucking Jono’d by Slag shagger September 18, 2018
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Jono'd • Get fucking Jono’d • jono and dav • Dirty jono • Doing a Jono • Jon O'Donnell • jono • Jono Long • jono theo • Jono Argument
jono and dav
the two hottest most spectacular, extravogent, funny, outrageous, fabulous, super dooper, guys in this universe known to all forms of life.
i can keep on going on and on about them there is so much to say, however due to little space and time, i am unable to even incorperate a minute fraction of anything about them, there is just too much. i can say one thing though. wowsles.
i can keep on going on and on about them there is so much to say, however due to little space and time, i am unable to even incorperate a minute fraction of anything about them, there is just too much. i can say one thing though. wowsles.
wow, look at that group of rely hot amazing guys, who nearly make up a minute fraction of what david and jono make up. pfft, we are such loosers compared to them n so are they.
jono and dav by jono and dav January 6, 2005
doing a jono
To do a jono is the act of rejecting your current company to maneuver, in a stalking fashion, over to a person of the opposite sex. Doing a Jono usually consists of a male, staring longingly at a female's chest area. This act if performed subconsciously and usually leaves the former company of the "Jonoer" feeling annoyed. Two people can subconsciously do a jono together, which is known as in the trade, Dual Jonoing.
Sarah: "(oh god, hes doing a jono again, i wish he'd leave me alone)"
Phil: "Oh, theres goes Jono on another tit rampage"
Bob: "Ah man, just leave her alone!!"
Jonoer: "breasts? breast breasts breasts breasts! hmph... breast!"
Phil: "Oh, theres goes Jono on another tit rampage"
Bob: "Ah man, just leave her alone!!"
Jonoer: "breasts? breast breasts breasts breasts! hmph... breast!"
doing a jono by david schlonglicker October 10, 2006
Doing a Jono
Where you, or your friend, betray your friendship with others of the same gender to go and flirt with other people of the opposite sex (and commonly fail to pull).
Doing a Jono by Trident Spliffmonster October 9, 2006
Dirty jono
Dirty jono by DeepPain May 11, 2022
Jon O'Donnell
Jon O'Donnell by 100% Not Liam August 2, 2020
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