Jonesing it

Jelqing while eating food

I was jonesing it last night man, shit was crazy!!!

by dreJ_ April 11, 2024

Mike-Jonesin it

The act of forcing a drug/substance into ones urethra.

Hey man. We're out of dirty needles and my bung-holes CLOGGED from boofin lately. Should we Mike-jonesin it?

by lemmiwinks21187 February 16, 2017

Jonesin it

Laziness. To end a task without beginning it. To leave way in advance of the end of a work day. To act in a jonesingly manner.

John Doe: Hey I'm leaving out the door.

Jerry Doe: But it's only 1 p.m.?
John Doe: Yeah, I'm jonesin it today.

by Jason Jonesin July 28, 2009

Pacman Jones'ing It

Getting really drunk and belligerent. Sometimes causing yourself or others trouble.

Stew: Yo, last night was a crazy party dawg.

Alfred: Yea dude, Tommy was friggin Pacman Jones'ing It up. He ended up pissing Stacy's BF off and he got beat down. Then he got arrested to top it off.

by Travelagentduke30222 March 15, 2009

Santa-Suck-It! Sukkot Jonesin'

The yearning experienced by converts to Messianic Judaism during Catholic holidays in general, but more specifically, that during Christmas, while experiencing bum out at the traditional hybridized figure of Santa Claus, who bears attire traditionally worn more so by the Babylonian child-sacrifice high priest, Tammuz, during his traditional dying of eggs in baby blood with his mother Easter on Tammuz's birthday, December 25th.

It sure seems ironic that we have to explain each year in such detail that Sukkot means YeHoVaH's feast of tabernacles, when the Messiah was *actually* born, and that YeHoVaH specified His feasts as being for every generation of His people. Nobody ever really has a clue they are celebrating child abuse in its purest form at all these Easter egg hunts and Christmas parties. And then, on top of it, we even have to explain how YeHoVaH said not to be serving him according to foreign religious traditions. It's like people are referencing a deity they don't even really have a clue about when they say Christmas is a biblical holiday. I'm just Santa-Suck-It! Sukkot Jonesin'.

by pardonnez-moi de trébucher December 24, 2022