Jonesing it
Jelqing while eating food
Jonesing it by dreJ_ April 11, 2024
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Mike-Jonesin it
Hey man. We're out of dirty needles and my bung-holes CLOGGED from boofin lately. Should we Mike-jonesin it?
Mike-Jonesin it by lemmiwinks21187 February 16, 2017
Jonesin it
Laziness. To end a task without beginning it. To leave way in advance of the end of a work day. To act in a jonesingly manner.
John Doe: Hey I'm leaving out the door.
Jerry Doe: But it's only 1 p.m.?
John Doe: Yeah, I'm jonesin it today.
Jerry Doe: But it's only 1 p.m.?
John Doe: Yeah, I'm jonesin it today.
Jonesin it by Jason Jonesin July 28, 2009
Pacman Jones'ing It
Stew: Yo, last night was a crazy party dawg.
Alfred: Yea dude, Tommy was friggin Pacman Jones'ing It up. He ended up pissing Stacy's BF off and he got beat down. Then he got arrested to top it off.
Alfred: Yea dude, Tommy was friggin Pacman Jones'ing It up. He ended up pissing Stacy's BF off and he got beat down. Then he got arrested to top it off.
Pacman Jones'ing It by Travelagentduke30222 March 15, 2009
Santa-Suck-It! Sukkot Jonesin'
The yearning experienced by converts to Messianic Judaism during Catholic holidays in general, but more specifically, that during Christmas, while experiencing bum out at the traditional hybridized figure of Santa Claus, who bears attire traditionally worn more so by the Babylonian child-sacrifice high priest, Tammuz, during his traditional dying of eggs in baby blood with his mother Easter on Tammuz's birthday, December 25th.
It sure seems ironic that we have to explain each year in such detail that Sukkot means YeHoVaH's feast of tabernacles, when the Messiah was *actually* born, and that YeHoVaH specified His feasts as being for every generation of His people. Nobody ever really has a clue they are celebrating child abuse in its purest form at all these Easter egg hunts and Christmas parties. And then, on top of it, we even have to explain how YeHoVaH said not to be serving him according to foreign religious traditions. It's like people are referencing a deity they don't even really have a clue about when they say Christmas is a biblical holiday. I'm just Santa-Suck-It! Sukkot Jonesin'.
Santa-Suck-It! Sukkot Jonesin' by pardonnez-moi de trébucher December 24, 2022
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