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Jonas Brothers fans. 

People who like the Jonas Brothers. There are many perceptions of us fans, most of them being that we can't spell, or use punctuation. And that we are pre-teen girls. I am a girl, who is a teenager, who can spell. So don't stereotype us all.
The Jonas Brothers are a band made of the brothers, Nick, Joe and Kevin. To me, they are inspirational, talented boys who are just fulfilling their dreams. They may not be to yours or other people's tastes, but don't criticize or hate them- just because you do not like them. They aren't 'gay'- as half of you call them. If they are gay, then why is Kevin married? Nick has dated Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez to name just a few. Joe has dated Taylor Swift, and Ashley Greene- so, obviously, they are not gay.
People think of Jonas Brother fans as girls who hate on you if you don't like them. I don't. I respect people's opinions, and I don't care if you don't like them or their music- but I do care if you start giving them hate. They don't aim to please everyone, and if you don't like them, then fair enough. But me, and many other people across the world, do. Don't hate.
Some Jonas Fans: "Omggg!!!! Jonas brothersss i luv uu so mucH marr y meey! you r so so so HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i luff yaaaaaaaaaaaaa. speek l8r? mwa mwa xoxoxo"

Me: "It is their fault people get the perception that we are thick little children. Fuck them."

Jonas Hater: "Hey, did you see those Jonas Brothers Fans. Those ditsy, pre-teen girls that can't spell. And the Jonas Brothers? They are sooo gay. Like total fags..."

Me: "I can spell, I am well educated. I am a teenager, and of the Female species. I am actually quite clever too. And the Jonas Brothers? I think they are inspirational boys! I don't see why they get hated on, they are just following their dream. I don't just care about their looks either."

jonas brothers fans

jonas brothers fans or "jb fans" are preppy teenage girls that are in love with the jonas bros Almost all jb fans like the jbs only for their looks and not their music

jb fans come in two different kinds
the first kind is the young group consisting on litte preteen girls that will have a bird if you bash them most jb fans have bad grammer and wirte "shtu da fuxk uppp das jbs rulez"
and they also are little brats they beg and beg their parents for concert tickets and other jb shit

then you have the second group of jb fans the type that could careless if you dont like the jbs and will befriend you and respect your opinon and wont kill you those are the true jb fans

Jonas Brothers Fans

A large group of highly dedicated girls.
Some are, in fact, lunatics.
Others (such as myself) are not.

We enjoy their music, their looks are an unexpected added plus.

If you're looking for faggots to make fun of, please see the band Honor Society. They are a horridly bad joke.
Jonas Brothers Fans (lunatic): I love the Jonas bRothers! GYAAAHH . Imma marry Joeeee.
Jonas Brothers Fans (rational): *sings a Jonas tune innocently*
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