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Jon-Michael 

Jon-Michael is a true friend, loyal to the core, and great at making fat jokes. He is known through many circles as a MILF-hunter. Cigar aficionado and lightweight beer drinker, Jon-Michael never disappoints to bring the good times. Athletic and muscular with a prize-winning beard and other hyper-masculine traits, Jon-Michael is able to entice any woman, and endanger any existing relationship with his handsomeness and charm. Often seen sipping bourbon around hotel fire pits with married women clinging to his bulging biceps. An absolute Grade-A panty dropper.
We don’t stand a chance with these girls if Jon-Michael is on the scene.
Jon-Michael by DoubleChinWinner November 23, 2021
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Jon-Micheal 

Done did, a true niquarno.
Jon-Micheal by bud graner November 26, 2013

JohnMichael 

JohnMichael is a chickmagnet, attracts goodlooking mamas, loves milk, easygoing guy thats well dressed, drinks bottles
1. wow.. all the girls love JohnMichael.
2. JohnMichael is soo handsome.
JohnMichael by his maker January 6, 2010

Janmichael 

Janmichael is a nice and charming man who does what true friends ask them to do. He also has a lot of sex. He gets all the girls and has brown hair and brown eyes
Janmichael you are so charming
Janmichael by Janmichael November 28, 2018

jonmichael 

The most sexy man on earth. If you don't hop on the band-wagon ; You'll surely miss out on all the sexiness. This guy is surely taken by a "SEXY GIRL". So don't try at all. Don't even think about it...He is like the sun and everybody evolves around him. He is also obsessed with sloths... and he likes hashtagging #words
sexy hot taken= jonmichael
jonmichael by J.M.H November 27, 2013

JohnMichaely 

A sexuality were you are sexualy attracted to almost anything
If you like a puppet a mouse and a baloon you might be JohnMichaely
JohnMichaely by Jskzjdjdjdjd June 16, 2019

Johnmichael Reynolds 

The only Juggalo in High Island. He is dating an awesome girl named Ariel and couldn't be any happier! :)
Look at Johnmichael Reynolds and Ariel, they are so cute together!
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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