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Coffee joint 

Coffee joint is like a joint, except it's for coffee. You roll a piece of paper and light the joint then light the stove with it. You then proceed to make coffee in a stovetop espresso maker. Coffee is not possible without the coffee joint.
I lit the stove with the coffee joint, then I made coffee in the stovetop espresso maker.

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Coffee joint by HawaiianPunch1 April 30, 2020

10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy 

10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy
nishiki: 10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy

Zombie Joint 

A joint that you have put inside of a typical metal pipe, then smoke out of the pipe until the whole joint is douched in resin. Can smoke up to an hour.
Zombie joints have a really scary high
Zombie Joint by Abriel Ole September 30, 2016

Bong joint

Joints that are thick and not very long, like a chode. They're inevitably shit.
Joe: Hey David do you mind rolling?
David: Yeah no problem, I'll roll a fat joint. It'll smoke really well.
Nishanth: Oh fuck he's rolling another bong joint, thats a shit joint right there.
Bong joint by Smoke_weed_everyday October 11, 2012

Sclimbus Joint

The joint found in between your ankle and heel
I broke my sclimbus joint in 2nd grade.
Sclimbus Joint by pluey200 March 30, 2020

geek joint

to put small pieces of crack in a joint or cigarette
The biatch didn't have no glass dick so she puffed a geek joint.
geek joint by nyko7 August 3, 2008
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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