Joiney
Joiney by joiney23nguyen February 21, 2009
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jowney car
An old school car, usually from the 70's, such as an El Camino, Monte Carlo, Chevelle, etc. It's seen mostly in the ghetto, with flashy rims and grill accents, but is primarily a stock-restored version of the classic.
jowney car by jakkigmf February 20, 2009
Related Words
Joiney • JOINER • joisey • Joine • joined at the hip • Joney • jiney • Joined the choir invisible • joinee • joiness
Resafe Joinly
When in a motorvehicle race, if you go outside of the white line indicating track limits, it's your responsiblity to Resafe Joinly.
What's meant to be said is: Rejoin Safely.
Rejoining safely means waiting besides the track for a gap in racing traffic to get back on the track without disturbing anyone's race.
What's meant to be said is: Rejoin Safely.
Rejoining safely means waiting besides the track for a gap in racing traffic to get back on the track without disturbing anyone's race.
"If you're going to race by the letter of the law, you're now outside of tracklimits and it's up to him to resafe joinly." - Jimmy Broadbent in the video: My Driving Got Shamed on Reddit (4:16)
Resafe Joinly by aYoutubeUser January 30, 2023
January Joiner
Someone who joins the gym in January as part of a New Year's resolution and by February is back to being a couch potato.
January Joiner by Brent Michael January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on January 19, 2006
Joined the Choir Invisible
Refers to someone who has passed away. From George Elliot “O May I Join the Choir Invisible”. It is not something Monty Python invented!
Joined the Choir Invisible by Dutch Dirk December 19, 2017
Joined at the Dick
At least two heterosexual men or 'bros' who cannot be mentioned without the other because they never leave each other's side.
"Hey! Did you see Jim today?"
"You mean Jim and Tony, right?"
"Oh yeah, I forget they're joined at the dick"
"You mean Jim and Tony, right?"
"Oh yeah, I forget they're joined at the dick"
Joined at the Dick by twalkerweb September 22, 2011
Word of the Day on September 24, 2011
Shawn/Joiner
Shawns/Joiners are typically insane, ridiculous individuals. They like playing Team Fortress 2, but only if by playing, you mean HAXING. They were some of the first people to use words like "Fail," in real life and they're the only people who can fit the word "Headshot" into any conversation. They also do very good impressions.
You will usually be able to recognize a Shawn/Joiner from across the room by his ability to tell of his latest TF2 adventures for at least 10 minutes at a time, in a variety of voices, primarily using the stereotypical "Spy" accent.
You will usually be able to recognize a Shawn/Joiner from across the room by his ability to tell of his latest TF2 adventures for at least 10 minutes at a time, in a variety of voices, primarily using the stereotypical "Spy" accent.
Shawn/Joiner
Ash: Did you hear that Shawn kid with a funny accent in the second row talking about "headshot"-ing people? Is he a Russian exchange student?
Alex: No, he's just talking about his latest conquests in TF2.
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Rode: Joiner, quit talking about your video games! I need to start class!
Joiner: Nein!
Ash: Did you hear that Shawn kid with a funny accent in the second row talking about "headshot"-ing people? Is he a Russian exchange student?
Alex: No, he's just talking about his latest conquests in TF2.
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Rode: Joiner, quit talking about your video games! I need to start class!
Joiner: Nein!
Shawn/Joiner by AJ^2 January 18, 2010
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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