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Johnstown High School 

A wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Johnstown High School is littered with staff that peaked in high school themselves and gossip more recklessly than students, blatant favoritism toward sports kids while ignoring high-achievers in their educational and art departments, a scapegoating administration that runs cover for a hypocrite who smiles nice but has at least one major skeleton in his closet (and throws subordinates that make his leadership look even mildly bad under the bus in the name of optics, bursting into tears and wetting his pants at the idea of being sued despite making 6 figures), authoritarians who treat bullies and victims as morally equivalent because Godforbid we seek justice for evil 4000 years after the Code of Hammurabi, baffling hiring decisions, at least 1 male teacher who will slide into yo Instagram DMs the moment you graduate (but only if you’re a girl), at least 2 female teachers that don’t know how to handle stress and will lash out if you look at them the wrong way, a steady rate of teen pregnancy, Department of Education brainwashing that sincerely insists xe/xir are usable gender pronouns, Bernie Madoff levels of financial planning, bathrooms that make you yearn for Taco Bell stalls, 12 year old eighth graders dating 17 year old seniors, and truly shocking interior design that makes your local Chuck E. Cheese look like Notre Dame.

Be sure not to swim in the pool, as you may catch a venereal disease if you get too close to the liner.
"Why don't you read?"
"I can't read, I went to Johnstown High School."
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Greater johnstown high school 

A crackhead school, their teachers are completely fucking stupid, the bathrooms are stricktly for juuling. 99.5% of all students are failing. The school colors are ugly as shit ! They suck at academics and sports! Fights are the main entertainment! Don’t send your kid here unless you want them to be completely fucking stupid

johnston high school 

Johnston High School in Rhode Island is the worlds shittiest school. All girls care about is attention and looking “hot” for guys. And the guys there are ugly as fuck and all they talk about is fucking sports. Johnston has a shitty football team along with a shitty cheer squad. The auditorium has broken seats and there are almost no working water fountains. There is a faint smell of moldy cheese in the locker rooms. There are unnecessary fights every month and kids Juuling in the bathrooms to look cool. They really arent. The floors are covered in dust and look like they havent been mopped in nearly a decade. Teachers bug out for the stupidest reasons and you get detention for literally anything.
Damn I wish this test was as easy as the girls at Johnston High School.
johnston high school by Jejcom February 18, 2018

Walter Johnson High School 

A high school in Bethesda, Maryland. Located right next to a shopping center that fills up during lunch time and right after school. Supposed to be a very good school.
Pretty much all the girls are thots and/or juul. The bathrooms are filled with edgy sharpie graffiti.

The freshmen are ignored.
person: so, where do you go?
other person: oh I go to Walter Johnson High School
person: uh okay
other person: k imma post this on urban dictionary hold on

West Johnston High school

1. A black chasm of a school which, due to the district apportioners of johnston county, is able to steal the souls of all high school students within a 30-40 mile radius. Cause of serious uprisings and riots among the population of johnston county (especially McGee's Crossroads, 4042 and Benson).
2. A nazi training camp disguished as a public school whose mission is to brainwash the students in attendence and subject them to being "on the prowl with excellence."
3. Johnston County Central Prision.
That school up there on that yonder hill, yea, the one with the teal roof in the shape of a swastika, I heard them there people burned crosses and whatnot inside the school. I'm glad my chilluns go to South Johnston. Those kids fight fire with guns.

Walter Johnson High School 

A High School located on Democracy Boulevard, where at lunch time probably about 65% of the school population invades the Giant right next to it. This school has a very diverse set of students. You have your preppy white rich people, your skater boys, your pot-heads, your hispanics who only speak spanish, and your nerds.
1)Don't go to giant now! The Walter Johnson High School students are in there now. You will never be done!

Walter Johnson High School 

A High School located on Democracy Boulevard, where at lunch time probably about 85% of the school population invades"G-Square" A small shopping center right next to it. The school has a diverse set of students like The potheads who gather at local houses and hiding places like the bushes to smoke weed at lunch. The black freshmen gather at multiple tables in the center of G-Square taking up most chairs available. Then there are the (quite obese) cigarette smokers who sit in the pit of G-square blowing smoke into everyone's face. Next you have the skater-boys who think they're cool by riding in the alley next to G-square. You also have the SPEDS who stare at your phone and sprint to Chipotle the second the lunch bell rings to get the first few spots in line. Last the nerds who bring their Nintendo DS and seem to be a little bit old to be playing Pokemon at school.
Jake - Wow, the Walter Johnson High School Varsity Football team just cannot ever win a game can they!
Josh - Sounds about right.
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