Johnson Nuts

Johnson Nuts is the CEO of nuts and is the arch nemesis of Richard Balls

Person 1: do you know who Johnson Nuts is?
Person 2: yes he is the CEO of nuts

Johnson Nuts by ball enjoyer April 25, 2023

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nutsack johnson

A pledge who is very knowledgeable about the fraternity during his pledge education process.

Evans fucking knew the paragraph, man, I think he's the nutsack johnson of the class!

nutsack johnson by BOMBLE.COM May 4, 2005

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nutsack johnson

1. A term given to an unsuccessful explorer who manages to discover nothing of importance during his/her career

2. An unemployed immigrant that sells refurbished laptops in order to support a costly drug habit.

1. David became the first nutsack johnson in his fleet after returning home empty handed from his Arctic expedition.

2. That nutsack johnson is going to single handedly ruin our reputation for selling quality refurbished laptops.

nutsack johnson by zonelad August 6, 2010

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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