Johns Gravy 

When you go to the John with a case of the wet shits and the toilet water looks like your Aunt Gina's gravy

Travis: Hey man, you said you stomach hurt earlier. Are you doing any better?
Mohsin: Yeah, I made a big pot of Johns Gravy before I left

Johns Gravy by mushroom_on_jupiter June 19, 2022

John Nealon's Radioactive Gravy

A container filled with left over gravy from restaurants over the past few years, amalgamated in a disgustingly-beautiful concoction and horded by the titular John Nealon for himself, used in every meal.

'Hey, Sharone, are you going to John Nealon's 67th Birthday party on June 26th 2026?"
"Obviously, Connor, I heard that he's serving his signature Radioactive Gravy!"
"You mean John Nealon's Radioactive Gravy?!? Heck yeah!"

John Nealon's Radioactive Gravy by pailcat May 6, 2026

john david gravel the 3rd 

The cutest, hottest, funnest, sweetest, boy you can ever meet.
Your literally the luckiest person ever if you get to be with him.

Jdgt111: hey my names John david gravel the 3rd
Person: omg! Marry me!

john david gravel the 3rd by AL-AGATOR<3 March 20, 2022

Don Grady v. John Ellis 

The ultimate battle of two men whose names speak for themselves. Don Grady would win every presidential election without John Ellis running against him. In that election, it would be difficult to say who would win, but John Ellis seems to be more popular and would probably win. Don Grady should then be given the Vice Presidency due to his popularity also. John Ellis and Don Grady are our heroes.

"Dude, did you hear about that presidential election Don Grady v. John Ellis?"
"Wait, you mean the one between Barack, Hillary, and John?"
"Nah, man. I'm talking about Grady v. Ellis."
"Ahh, yeah, that election was tight. And by tight I mean awesome."
"I feel you man. What a move John Ellis made by selecting Grady as his VP, such a virtuous and humble man that Ellis is."
"Hell yeah. The country is in good hands with Ellis and Grady at the reins."

Don Grady v. John Ellis by CJ25INC February 25, 2008

John Lennon is roling over in his grave to hide the boner you just gave him  

A phrase used to tell someone when they have done something super awesome, or a compliment to a rather attractive person.

Ashley: hey let's see your new zombie tattoo.

Kyle: shows tattoo

Ashley:John Lennon is roling over in his grave to hide the boner you just gave him

John Lennon is roling over in his grave to hide the boner you just gave him by J.P. The Last Brave Bishop February 17, 2009