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Johnny See 

A dick that can see what is going on about a situation but is not a man about it.
That guy just wanted to talk but the other guy was a Johnny See about it!
Johnny See by Thrills&Spills August 14, 2023
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Johnny Chapel-Seed 

The act of sexual intercourse in a church or other religious building.
Karen let's skip out on mass, I could really go for another Johnny Chapel-Seed in the back room.

Johnny Apple-Seeding 

The act of traveling from town to town spreading your piss milk in any and all wanting women.
"Hey man, how was your weekend"

"Well man, I spent my weekend traveling the east coast, Johnny Apple-Seeding Dem Hoes"

Johnny Apple Seeding All Over The Place 

When playing Golf, this refers to when someone continously takes large divots and uses alot of turf seed in the divots.
I was hitting the ball so fat man, I was Johnny Apple Seeding All Over The Place

johnnysexual 

Only being attracted to Johnny Suh who is member of kpop group Nct.
Person 1:,,Wanna be my gf/bf?,,
Person 2:,,Sorry, Im johnnysexual
johnnysexual by alii.godoyy October 22, 2020

JohnnySexual 

You love the one and only Johnny suh from Chicago CAUSE JOHNNY SUH BEST BOY
hey do you wanna date bb girl? No im Johnnysexual <33 "we are not talking anymore" idc i love Johnny more <333
JohnnySexual by armymoastaynetzien February 2, 2022

Johny Apple Seed 

A drug dealer that only hooks up the schwag.
I hate buying from Dick he is a mutha fuggin Johny Apple Seed.
Johny Apple Seed by Gerbert Johnstoy November 17, 2006
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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