(verb)
To johnnydepp someone - to publicly defeat someone who unjustly attacked you in the past. Win by a large margin for the right cause. Put someone firmly in their place.
Your boss didn't treat you fairly in the boardroom. You gotta Johnnydepp him next time.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'