Johnny Cob

Johnny Cob is the one true god. He is the corn lord and I love him and he loves all of you.
Unless your Homophobic, Transphobic, Racist, Abalist, Etc.

JOHNNY COB BLESSES YOU. EAT CORN AND HE WILL SAVE YOU FROM THE FIERY PIS OF TOMATOLAND!!!

Johnny Cob by SHITFACE.ca July 22, 2022

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Johnnycab

Verb: Getting a ride from friends or friends of friends because you don't have a car, or you're too cheap to pay for gas or a real cab.

Noun: A person who allows themselves to be used as free transportation without payment.

I blew all my money in Vegas, and had to Johnnycab my way home.

He doesn't even own a car, he just Johnnycabs wherever he needs to go!

"Are they dating?"
"No, he's her Johnnycab and is totally getting used."

Johnnycab by Johnnyjohn October 4, 2012

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johnnycab

a person at work that doesnt really work but makes it look he does.

All that guy does is walk around the office and talk to people and carry stuff in his hands so that he looks busy, hes such a johnnycab.

johnnycab by a nonymous November 8, 2005

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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