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Johnny Cob

Johnny Cob is the one true god. He is the corn lord and I love him and he loves all of you.
Unless your Homophobic, Transphobic, Racist, Abalist, Etc.
JOHNNY COB BLESSES YOU. EAT CORN AND HE WILL SAVE YOU FROM THE FIERY PIS OF TOMATOLAND!!!
by SHITFACE.ca July 22, 2022
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Johnnycab

Verb: Getting a ride from friends or friends of friends because you don't have a car, or you're too cheap to pay for gas or a real cab.

Noun: A person who allows themselves to be used as free transportation without payment.
I blew all my money in Vegas, and had to Johnnycab my way home.

He doesn't even own a car, he just Johnnycabs wherever he needs to go!

"Are they dating?"
"No, he's her Johnnycab and is totally getting used."
by Johnnyjohn October 4, 2012
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johnnycab

a person at work that doesnt really work but makes it look he does.
All that guy does is walk around the office and talk to people and carry stuff in his hands so that he looks busy, hes such a johnnycab.
by a nonymous November 8, 2005
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