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UwU

"UwU" is anime girl for "Rail me".
It is usualy contineud by a clapping sound and then followed by a moan.

Anime Girl: UwU master UwU.
Translation: Rail me master rail me

by SHITFACE.ca May 2, 2022

Hentai

The best thing ever.
It comes from Japan and people typicaly watch it while mastrobating.
In other words, it's anime porn.
It's really good when it has cum in it.
Tenticles too.
You watch it when you really wan't to be wet.

Anime Girl: UwU master UwU
In The Show: Clap, clap, clap
Anime Girl: Moooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaan
You: Yeah that's some good shit. (while smacking your dick)
That's hentai.

by SHITFACE.ca May 2, 2022

Southern Hospitality

One wrong move, and everyone fucking hates you.

(Person) I did this thing that is not very southern
(Southern People) YOUR DEAD TO ME!
That's southern hospitality

by SHITFACE.ca April 22, 2022

Karen

A piece of shit that loves to scream at underpayed Walmart employes to get their manager. And when she doesn't get her way, she screams and calles the cops.

(Karen) Ahem. Excuse me go fetch me some popsicles my babyyyyyy is tired.
(Store Employe) You can get that in the ice cream isle
(Karen) NO, YOU GO GET IT THATS YOUR JOB!
(Store Employe) Sorry I can't do that
(Karen) GeT Me YoUr MaNaGeR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by SHITFACE.ca April 22, 2022

Fun

Having some fun in the bedroom with your brother's girlfriend.

It's what you think it is. Lots of fun.

by SHITFACE.ca April 22, 2022

Johnny Cob

Johnny Cob is the one true god. He is the corn lord and I love him and he loves all of you.
Unless your Homophobic, Transphobic, Racist, Abalist, Etc.

JOHNNY COB BLESSES YOU. EAT CORN AND HE WILL SAVE YOU FROM THE FIERY PIS OF TOMATOLAND!!!

by SHITFACE.ca July 22, 2022

Stick

Something you shove up your girlfriends ass if you can't afford a dildo.

Insert sex here.
stick

by SHITFACE.ca May 2, 2022