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A black man packing HEAT and we ain't talking pistols. Larger than a porns stars, a reliable form of transpotion from Poocatello Idaho to Hampton Virginia. His super mobile is known as the Green Machine! In the passanger seat is his side kick Zilla, also a pork sword bearing villan. Likes Mexican girls but settles for white meat, scared of chocolate.
Woah Jonulious you almost poked my eye out.
by MaRuDew November 21, 2009
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