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johndom
johndom by ken homadom September 26, 2007
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Johndom • Jicyhot Johndom Jerkle • jondom • Johndot • JohnDoeSS • Johndolences • JohnDonXohn • Johnomation • Johnometry • Johnomobile
Jicyhot Johndom Jerkle
A Jerk circle, where all participating members are using Johndoms, specifically ones with a heating and/or cooling feeling featured.
Jicyhot Johndom Jerkle by walkmf July 1, 2025
Jondom
An environmentally friendly, reusable condom made out of jean material. Can be bought in a variety of styles, which include, but are not limited to: bedazzled, embroidered, acid washed, skinny, boot cut, capri, distressed, cut off, or boyfriend. All styles can be washed on a delicate cycle in cold water. Air dry your jondom, but do not iron.
johntom
(verb)
1. to blitzkrieg the enemy with loads of facts and figures;
2. to relentlessly and deliberately confuse with obscure academic topics that have been meticulously researched;
3. to use flashcards as a primary means of communication.
1. to blitzkrieg the enemy with loads of facts and figures;
2. to relentlessly and deliberately confuse with obscure academic topics that have been meticulously researched;
3. to use flashcards as a primary means of communication.
Jondom
1. Coined in Wolfville, Nova Scotia, the Jondom is made with the same latex as a regular condom, however, is on average 25-50% bigger than a regular condom.
2. The term Jondom is usually only applied to condoms so large that they are custom made, but can also mean a XXX or Magnum.
2. The term Jondom is usually only applied to condoms so large that they are custom made, but can also mean a XXX or Magnum.
1. I was ready to get dirty with the swamp donkey but I ran out of Jondoms and all she had was standard.
2. I ran out of condoms so I had to borrow one of my roomates Jondoms. It was like trying to fuck wearing a hefty bag.
2. I ran out of condoms so I had to borrow one of my roomates Jondoms. It was like trying to fuck wearing a hefty bag.
Jondom by Jumpin Jonnys June 26, 2006
Johnomation
Johnomation by EpicEd May 11, 2021
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