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Johndom

a nerve in your ass you use to squezzz with when your taking a bogus shit
jo h n dom (hhi"nnn}
by STEVO April 16, 2006
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johndom

i hit myself in the eye with that used johndom!!!
by ken homadom September 26, 2007
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Jicyhot Johndom Jerkle

A Jerk circle, where all participating members are using Johndoms, specifically ones with a heating and/or cooling feeling featured.
“Hey bros, let’s get a Jicyhot Johndom Jerkle going.”
by walkmf July 1, 2025
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Jondom

An environmentally friendly, reusable condom made out of jean material. Can be bought in a variety of styles, which include, but are not limited to: bedazzled, embroidered, acid washed, skinny, boot cut, capri, distressed, cut off, or boyfriend. All styles can be washed on a delicate cycle in cold water. Air dry your jondom, but do not iron.
Hey dude. I just got a bedazzled jondom for my creepy pee pee to go bang up my girlfriends freaky tiki.
by Lorex34 July 22, 2017
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johntom

(verb)
1. to blitzkrieg the enemy with loads of facts and figures;
2. to relentlessly and deliberately confuse with obscure academic topics that have been meticulously researched;
3. to use flashcards as a primary means of communication.
I totally johntommed (alternately: did a johntom to) everyone at that meeting last night with my lecture about the Chinese refinancing American foreign debt in yuans!
by diplo85 September 22, 2008
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Jondom

1. Coined in Wolfville, Nova Scotia, the Jondom is made with the same latex as a regular condom, however, is on average 25-50% bigger than a regular condom.

2. The term Jondom is usually only applied to condoms so large that they are custom made, but can also mean a XXX or Magnum.
1. I was ready to get dirty with the swamp donkey but I ran out of Jondoms and all she had was standard.

2. I ran out of condoms so I had to borrow one of my roomates Jondoms. It was like trying to fuck wearing a hefty bag.
by Jumpin Jonnys June 26, 2006
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Johnomation

The act of getting John to automate things for bob
Johnomation =John added EVERYTHING to BOB!!
by EpicEd May 11, 2021
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