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a nerve in your ass you use to squezzz with when your taking a bogus shit
jo h n dom (hhi"nnn}
Johndom by STEVO April 16, 2006
Words you can keep
condom, i use it on ur nan!!!
i hit myself in the eye with that used johndom!!!
johndom by ken homadom September 26, 2007

Jicyhot Johndom Jerkle 

A Jerk circle, where all participating members are using Johndoms, specifically ones with a heating and/or cooling feeling featured.
“Hey bros, let’s get a Jicyhot Johndom Jerkle going.”
An environmentally friendly, reusable condom made out of jean material. Can be bought in a variety of styles, which include, but are not limited to: bedazzled, embroidered, acid washed, skinny, boot cut, capri, distressed, cut off, or boyfriend. All styles can be washed on a delicate cycle in cold water. Air dry your jondom, but do not iron.
Hey dude. I just got a bedazzled jondom for my creepy pee pee to go bang up my girlfriends freaky tiki.
Jondom by Lorex34 July 22, 2017
(verb)
1. to blitzkrieg the enemy with loads of facts and figures;
2. to relentlessly and deliberately confuse with obscure academic topics that have been meticulously researched;
3. to use flashcards as a primary means of communication.
I totally johntommed (alternately: did a johntom to) everyone at that meeting last night with my lecture about the Chinese refinancing American foreign debt in yuans!
johntom by diplo85 September 22, 2008
1. Coined in Wolfville, Nova Scotia, the Jondom is made with the same latex as a regular condom, however, is on average 25-50% bigger than a regular condom.

2. The term Jondom is usually only applied to condoms so large that they are custom made, but can also mean a XXX or Magnum.
1. I was ready to get dirty with the swamp donkey but I ran out of Jondoms and all she had was standard.

2. I ran out of condoms so I had to borrow one of my roomates Jondoms. It was like trying to fuck wearing a hefty bag.
Jondom by Jumpin Jonnys June 26, 2006

Johnomation 

The act of getting John to automate things for bob
Johnomation =John added EVERYTHING to BOB!!
Johnomation by EpicEd May 11, 2021
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
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