johntom 

(verb)
1. to blitzkrieg the enemy with loads of facts and figures;
2. to relentlessly and deliberately confuse with obscure academic topics that have been meticulously researched;
3. to use flashcards as a primary means of communication.

I totally johntommed (alternately: did a johntom to) everyone at that meeting last night with my lecture about the Chinese refinancing American foreign debt in yuans!

johntom by diplo85 September 22, 2008

johntourage 

A group of people who all attend events to support the wife of an Englishman named John

I'm going out to the bar tonight as part of the johntourage

johntourage by mantion February 1, 2015

Johnton 

A name for someone who looks like a wanton.

OMG, he looks like such a johnton

Johnton by the shrexies March 2, 2022

Johntemplate 

the action of going to the bathroom to think.

Brian: where did Matt go?
James: he is so stressed about how to figure out the problem he went to the bathroom to johntemplate to think up a solution.

Johntemplate by Port-a Johnson July 18, 2016

Johnomation 

The act of getting John to automate things for bob

Johnomation =John added EVERYTHING to BOB!!

Johnomation by EpicEd May 11, 2021

Johndom 

a nerve in your ass you use to squezzz with when your taking a bogus shit

jo h n dom (hhi"nnn}

Johndom by STEVO April 16, 2006

johndom 

condom, i use it on ur nan!!!

i hit myself in the eye with that used johndom!!!

johndom by ken homadom September 26, 2007