johntom

(verb)
1. to blitzkrieg the enemy with loads of facts and figures;
2. to relentlessly and deliberately confuse with obscure academic topics that have been meticulously researched;
3. to use flashcards as a primary means of communication.

I totally johntommed (alternately: did a johntom to) everyone at that meeting last night with my lecture about the Chinese refinancing American foreign debt in yuans!

by diplo85 September 22, 2008

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johntourage

A group of people who all attend events to support the wife of an Englishman named John

I'm going out to the bar tonight as part of the johntourage

by mantion February 1, 2015

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Johnton

A name for someone who looks like a wanton.

OMG, he looks like such a johnton

by the shrexies March 2, 2022

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Johntemplate

the action of going to the bathroom to think.

Brian: where did Matt go?
James: he is so stressed about how to figure out the problem he went to the bathroom to johntemplate to think up a solution.

by Port-a Johnson July 18, 2016

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