john stack 

The full name for the biggest cunting fucking bastard that ever walked the face of the earth. He has been known to be acting the cunt for nearly 21 years now.

Jesus that john stack character is an awful cunting fuck!!

john stack by Kingtash February 25, 2015

Elton John sack 

The term used for a man's nutsack that has one piercing on the right testicle.

Duder 1: "Dude I saw Jarmaal's package the other day in the locker room. He's totally got his right testicle pierced. It's so nasty."

Duder 2: "Say what? He's rockin' an Elton John sack?"

Duder 1: "Yeah! He thinks it makes his cock look bigger."

Elton John sack by westfalia December 21, 2009

johnstache 

The fandom's nickname for the moustache of Dr. John Watson, which appeared briefly at the beginning of BBC Sherlock's third series. During 'The Empty Hearse' several jokes are made about the Johnstache, until eventually John shaves it off, famously saying "I don't shave for Sherlock Holmes!"

Johnstache ate my ham.

johnstache by Consulting Criminal 2014 January 25, 2014