The full name for the biggest cunting fucking bastard that ever walked the face of the earth. He has been known to be acting the cunt for nearly 21 years now.
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The fandom's nickname for the moustache of Dr. John Watson, which appeared briefly at the beginning of BBC Sherlock's third series. During 'The Empty Hearse' several jokes are made about the Johnstache, until eventually John shaves it off, famously saying "I don't shave for Sherlock Holmes!"
by Consulting Criminal 2014 January 25, 2014
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