Poor-John

Someone lays on their back and slowly inserts a candle in their ass while lighting the candle and slowly let the candle wax drip onto their scrotum sack bag.

ALSO A FANTASTIC BAND! www.poor-john.com =)
while listening to Poor-John we gave Jeff a Poor-John. It was fun.
by Matthew Caron March 24, 2007
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Poor-John

An amazing band from Durham, Maine. You can listen to them here: Http://www.myspace.com/poorjohn or here: Http://www.poor-john.com.
Man, Have you heard that band Poor-John? they're incredible I think I'm going to go buy their album "This CD Made Us Broke..." Today.
by Matthew Caron March 23, 2007
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Poor-John

An amazing band from Durham, Maine. You can listen to them here: Http://www.myspace.com/poorjohn or here: Http://www.poor-john.com.
Man, that band Poor-John is incredible. I think I'm going to buy their album "This CD Made Us Broke..." Today.
by Matthew Caron March 23, 2007
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Poor John

A term used in old literature such as "Romeo and Juliet"
It defines a small penis that is old and wrinkly; an insult such as 'biting the thumb'(physical act), which means tell someone has a pitiful penis.
"Yo dude, did you see the poor john on Gary in the showers today. It's like a raisen!"
by Stealthcrip October 13, 2005
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John Poore

King Nasty. King to Queen Nasty. Father of Princess and Prince Nasty. Accompanied by The Duke of Nasty and the Duchess of Nasty.

Bend the knee. Bow before your king.
Peasant: “It’s John Poore!”
Townfolk of Nasty: “ALL HAIL KING NASTY!” 👌🏼
John Poore: “……Corner.”
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