John Persse
A best friend. A boyfriend. Someone who loves his best friend (as a best friend) and feels the need to tell her many many many times when he's black out drunk. He loves a hazy IPA, expensive sushi (even if its not great quality, as long as it's expensive and the ambience is hip), and a swish Patagonia clothing item.
Note from John: "I have a nice butt. It's not too big, it's not to small, but it's kind of nice and perky and people like looking at it."
Note from John: "I have a nice butt. It's not too big, it's not to small, but it's kind of nice and perky and people like looking at it."
A classic John knock knock joke:
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there"
"A big dicked, sexy man"
"Oh, come on in John Persse!!!"
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there"
"A big dicked, sexy man"
"Oh, come on in John Persse!!!"
John Persse by Poobumhead123404 March 11, 2020
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