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John Carroll 

I’m a boy. I am the lonely popular boy. I like this i like that. I’m kinda cute i mean. I do good in school! And i like school i’m not going to lie. I play for long island land shark baseball. So yes i am a landshark. I am mistaken for human but as i said i am the landshark. I like grocery shopping and playing ball with my family.
John Carroll by johncarroll November 28, 2019
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John Carroll University 

John Carroll University is a private, Jesuit University near Cleveland, Ohio. Founded in 1886, the school offers majors in the liberal arts in addition to housing a nationally respected business school. Famous alum include Meet the Press host Tim Russert, former Dolphins coach Don Shula, and astronaut Carl Walz.
"I'm a snobby John Carroll University student."

john carroll high school 

a school filled with pussies and fags
"Oh, you go to john carroll high school, you are a faggot

John Carroll marching band 

The most energetic, crazy, and the most awsome band in the WORLD! The band is also directed by the coolest and the most energetic person you will meet in your life. (The name will not be mentioned for securety purposes.)
IT's AMAZING
1. John Carroll marching band Rocks!
2. Hey did you see the John Carroll marching band?
"ya they are amazing, they are amazing and mabye a little crazy it's all goood tho,". Ha Ha!!

Archbishop John Carroll High School 

A fucking pathetic excuse for an educational institution in Radnor, Pennsylvania. The student body is overwhelmingly comprised of legitimate fucking retards. You honestly can't tell the actual tard section apart from the rest of the school most of the time. There are 3 good teachers in the entire fucking school. The sports fucking suck except for like field hockey and that's fucking it. Oh yeah Will Smith went here for like a fucking week but he left because the school fucking sucks dick and ass and balls. The language department is fucking awful. They offer 3 languages, being Latin, Spanish, and French, and they all fucking suck. The teachers are fucking old lesbian bitches. Academics here are a joke. The lunch food fucking gives you every type of cancer known to man. The only people who actually have school pride are the weird ass theater and band kids, as well as around 3% of the graduating class. Everyone here goes to a fucking shitty, generic college with few exceptions. In conclusion, you're better off sending your children to Radnor High public school right down the road.
I fucking hate Archbishop John Carroll High School, I'm transferring to Radnor. Fuck this school and everyone in it.

John Carrol Boys Soccer Team 

Things about the team:
They all are GAY
The team sucks and can’t win a ring
THEY ARE OWNED BY INDIAN SPRINGS
INDIAN SPRINGS really shit on the John Carrol Boys Soccer Team
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I hit a real purple patch.

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