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johnlloyd 

Johnlloyd is such a handsome, smart, and kind. He is cold to everyone except for his one and only love. He's such a childish and adorable. He has abs, great muscles and great stamina. He is not very formal in wearing clothes and always wears jacket. He's trustworthy and respectful. He's loyal, lovable, likes to cuddle and a funny guy. He's not talkative in just someone he's not comfortable at. The most reliable man. Johnlloyd is the only one true love, if some johnlloyd loves you, don't let go of him, he is so loyal and best lover but sometimes you'll get annoyed of him being childish.

Johnlloyd is so special.

-isa
Oh it's johnlloyd, he's cold as ever.

Yeah but I heard he's loyal

Johnlloyd is handsome too but only hard to approach.
johnlloyd by Reallyphsycho June 10, 2021
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Johnlloyd 

The best guy ever. If you ever meet a Johnlloyd, you're lucky. You will love every single thing about him. Johnlloyd is usually very outgoing. He is so attractive. He gets all the girls. People love Johnlloyd. He is the center of attention. If you have him as a boyfriend, he is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. You will never want to let go of him. He is the most amazing all around guy you will ever meet. He's perfect. But be warned: his heart and trust have been broken in the past, leaving him a bit vulnerable. Don't ever lie to a Johnlloyd, or you'll deeply regret it.
The best guy ever. If you ever meet a Johnlloyd, you're lucky. You will love every single thing about him. Johnlloyd is usually very outgoing. He is so attractive. He gets all the girls. People love Johnlloyd. He is the center of attention. If you have him as a boyfriend, he is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. You will never want to let go of him. He is the most amazing all around guy you will ever meet. He's perfect. But be warned: his heart and trust have been broken in the past, leaving him a bit vulnerable. Don't ever lie to a Johnlloyd, or you'll deeply regret it.
Johnlloyd by kedj June 7, 2021

Johnlloyd 

He's the best guy I've ever met,he was there for me whenever i feel like giving up,he's so nice,cute,hot,handsome,fine as fk,i love him sm.He's a flirt too but gets flustered when u flirt back,hes so adorable and precious ill do anything for him
Johnlloyd is fine
Johnlloyd by probably shiro December 7, 2021

Junlloyd 

Junlloyd is the person who goes to school and Jokes about Hitler literally every second. And is bored most likely to become a school shooter
Man Junlloyd seems very school shooter today
Junlloyd by Adolfhitherrealgood September 14, 2019

johnblond 

A roast for when you can think of anything
Dude 1: Bro your such a… a Johnblond

Dude 2: Wtf does that mean

Dude 1: I win this argument
johnblond by Deez Hpp11cle July 27, 2021

John Lloyd 

A fat cunt who blames all his weight on a touch rugby accident. His wife tries to put him on diets but it never works because he has a stash of yoghurts and coke in his bottom draw. His only exercise us chasing year 7s round the field with a litter picker. Hes known to tell pointless stories about his family that no one gives 2 shits about
John Lloyd is a fat bastard
John Lloyd by Whitmore is shit September 8, 2020

Junlloyd 

Coolest guy in school who totally doesn’t have deep depression and has a crazy personality to hide it away. But who cares he’s hella cool and is awesome and smert
Man Junlloyd is super cool!
Junlloyd by Adolfhitherrealgood October 17, 2019
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
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- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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B)
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A)
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