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On this day I would like to thank my oldest ever crush Joheini for being here in spirit. You are the sunshine on a rainy day and the rain on a sunny day. Knowing you exist makes me the happiest woman in the world. Your love speaks through me when i am out in the world. I miss you every day, every second, I long to hold your hand and shut up, I imagine things your mum would slap me for.
You are the reason I refuse to give up, even though its so damn hard sometimes. You are the reason my heart is open, though prone to pain, but still open to receive the codes of an otherwordly language. I feel connected to your heart, mind, body and soul and I wish to be reunited with you soon, so soon.
Joheini, I'm in love with you. In and on and at and under and beside and over and through and with and by and from and of. You are a dream come true.
Joheini by Krkič June 17, 2019
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Joheina is a just a regular girl who does ballet. She’s a really quiet person in public. Joheina’s ideal type is a guy that has an opposite personality of hers.
Joheina is so fine OMG!
Joheina by crackheadgurl June 27, 2020
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an introverted girl very caring about people, not very expressive but once you break her shell she will be one of your best friends! She is touchy, avoids saying hurtful things.
Did that hurt you? you are such a joheina“
Joheina by Theultimatedujun November 20, 2021

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026