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On this day I would like to thank my oldest ever crush Joheini for being here in spirit. You are the sunshine on a rainy day and the rain on a sunny day. Knowing you exist makes me the happiest woman in the world. Your love speaks through me when i am out in the world. I miss you every day, every second, I long to hold your hand and shut up, I imagine things your mum would slap me for.
You are the reason I refuse to give up, even though its so damn hard sometimes. You are the reason my heart is open, though prone to pain, but still open to receive the codes of an otherwordly language. I feel connected to your heart, mind, body and soul and I wish to be reunited with you soon, so soon.
Joheini, I'm in love with you. In and on and at and under and beside and over and through and with and by and from and of. You are a dream come true.
Joheini by Krkič June 17, 2019
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Joheina is a just a regular girl who does ballet. She’s a really quiet person in public. Joheina’s ideal type is a guy that has an opposite personality of hers.
Joheina is so fine OMG!
Joheina by crackheadgurl June 27, 2020
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an introverted girl very caring about people, not very expressive but once you break her shell she will be one of your best friends! She is touchy, avoids saying hurtful things.
“Did that hurt you? you are such a joheina“
Joheina by Theultimatedujun November 20, 2021
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