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A very fun person to be with. She's the type to laugh with you, cheer you up when you're down, and join you with your shenanigans.

She may not have a good luck finding the love of her life but she has a great luck having true friends. Just be sure to be sincere with her because betrayal will remain as a scar in her heart.
I'm thankful for having Joesa as a friend.
Joesa by Code: Error June 7, 2021
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joemalia 

An up-incoming country led by none other than Emperor joe jo (unco chin). You can start applying for citizenship today. Just don't be a fucking dumb ass or you'll meet Bart (papa beaw) and he'll decide what happens to you.
Person- "I got you something on my vacation!" *gives present*
Degenerate- "It's a fucking signed picture."
Person- "Yeah! A signed picture of Jechiica. Cherish it."
Degenerate- "Who's Jechiica?"

Person- "That's the First Lady of Joemalia."

Degenerate- "What the fuck is a Joemalia?"

Person- "Kys"
An extremely awkward couple who make no physical contact.
Guy 1: so are J and T dating yet?
Guy 2: they haven't even made physical contact yet!
Guy2: wow what a Joelah couple -.-
An extremely awkward couple. Cringeworthy couple who never kiss or make physical contact. The female generally rejects the males attempts to flirt.

Their attempts to flirt are mentally scarring.
Guy: Poor Kenny tried to kiss his girl, but instead received a nervous laugh and pat on the back.

Guy 2: that's brutal. A Joelah couple at its finest.
The most amazing girl I know. Someone who makes me feel like I can do nothing wrong. She can be a little jealous but it is just her way of showing she cares. She's someone so down to earth despite her having a lot of money. She's incredibly sweet and kind.
Why isn't Jesa a saint?
Jesa by Fronz6 July 11, 2011
A awkward relationship in which the male is madly in love with the female, but refuses to do anything, making the female feel as though the male is not at all interested.

The female also tends to have a hobby she finds more interesting than the male, and often stands him up at dates because she has better things to do regarding said hobby.

The relationship consisted of minimal communication, and absolutely no physical or eye contact.
Example 1

Male: "I love you"

Female: "Lol"
Bystander: "Joelah"
Female: "He doesn't even like me"

Example 2
Male: "Do you want to go to the movies with me?"
Female: "Sorry, I have to brush my horse's tail."
#joelah
Being a total roaster and being completely oblivious to the fact that you're a complete gonk.
"See last night I drank a whole glass of Absinthe"

"Fuck up ya mad Joebait roaster"

"Mate that's heavy Joebait!"
Joebait by Josh Homme November 21, 2011
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