The condition arising when writers/producers feel compelled to put the focus (and spend undue screen time) on human characters in a movie that people are going to see mainly for its depiction of dinosaurs, giant robots, or other action/effects phenomena.

Yeah, the Transformers movie was cool.. when it finally *got* to the Transformers, instead of that kid. That was total Jurassic Park Syndrome.

Jurassic Park Syndrome by CaptainScorpio September 30, 2008

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Jurassic Park 3

basically an amalgamation of all the cool bits left out of the jurassic park books rolled into a mediocre movie.

"hey the new jurassic park 3 movie looks good"

"no it doesnt, how did you get in my house?"

Jurassic Park 3 by alangrantdigshere October 4, 2008

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Jurassic Park

The best American movie ever made. (There are other movies which are foreign that are slightly better)

If you don't like Jurassic Park, then you will die a virgin.

Jurassic Park by Balano May 3, 2003

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Jurassic Park

A Small Costa Rican designed as a theme park for rich tourists but ended up overrun by over 15 species of dinosaurs and eventually bombed by the CRNG.

richard hammond "i think i'll create a park full of incredibly dangerous animals that we know nothing about and parade them in front of rich idiots. i think i'll call it, jurassic park"
Henry Wu "i'll put the kettle on"

Jurassic Park by JPreeceybaby October 3, 2008

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