Joepa

A sexual position where you have buttsex with someone much younger than you, while in the shower.

The joepa is the easiest way to take care of santorum issues.

Joepa by Loki Thegod April 1, 2015

JoePa

A coach who will win at any cost.

I reported a rhythmic slapping sound coming from the Penn State showers to the coach. Nothing was done about it but who cares, at least Penn State won last week's game against Ohio State. Go JoePa!

JoePa by Kolonel Krunk May 10, 2022

JoePa'd 

To die rather than face legal problems
when you choose death as opposed to facing your reprehensible actions

Did you hear about that mother accused of beating her kids? she JoePa'd.

JoePa'd by JoePa'd November 13, 2019

Joepa'd 

To die rather than face legal problems
when you choose death as opposed to facing your reprehensible actions

Did you hear about that mom accused of beating her kids? She JoePa'd

Joepa'd by JoePa'd November 13, 2019

joemalia 

An up-incoming country led by none other than Emperor joe jo (unco chin). You can start applying for citizenship today. Just don't be a fucking dumb ass or you'll meet Bart (papa beaw) and he'll decide what happens to you.

Person- "I got you something on my vacation!" *gives present*
Degenerate- "It's a fucking signed picture."
Person- "Yeah! A signed picture of Jechiica. Cherish it."
Degenerate- "Who's Jechiica?"

Person- "That's the First Lady of Joemalia."

Degenerate- "What the fuck is a Joemalia?"

Person- "Kys"

joemalia by spilt_too_much_tea May 22, 2016

JoelPatrick 

A black conservative who makes conservative ideas easy to understand

Oh look another joelpatrick, trying to be black and conservative

JoelPatrick by Magalove October 18, 2018

Joelah

An extremely awkward couple who make no physical contact.

Guy 1: so are J and T dating yet?
Guy 2: they haven't even made physical contact yet!
Guy2: wow what a Joelah couple -.-

Joelah by Not Eliza and Serafina June 25, 2016