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Joel King 

The coolest kid i know. His friends pressure him to change majors and tell him his isnt real. Its sad, but he is nice.

He once went to brazil and brought me back a sammich it was nice.

He likes to hardcore party, you can usually find him around campus singing songs while playing his guitar. Some times he gets confused and brings out his rock band guitar, but its okay he is only a bit senial.

If he doesnt have a guitar with him, you will be sure to find him outside his dorm thinking about life's most radical thoughts. He is pretty gnarly.

He enjoys computers, music, volleyball, history, not taking calculus, english 015 composition and rhetoric, being an honors student (aka better than everyone else), and eating chinese food.
Ben:Dude did you see Joel King yet today?
Mark: Yeah... Gee Golly Gosh.... he sure is dreamy.
Ben: Are you okay?
Mark: Yeah, he is so cool. I want to be like him.
Joel King by ohhaiiiiiiiii March 29, 2010
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026