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junky joejoe 

Chris is a fucking junky joejoe, one who sells drugs in the homes of others and steals their very souls with his nonsensical rants of how good his shit is
Chris who is your daddy and what does he do?
MY daddy name JohnJoe and he collects social welfare
Man your such a "Junky Joejoe"
junky joejoe by little dark one December 17, 2013

Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo 

Phony name Homer Simpson uses to ask moe the bartender for advice in the Season 5 episode "The last Temptation of Homer. Also coincidentally one of moe's tavern's regular customers as well, making it one of the funniest simpson's jokes of all time.
Homer "Moe I need your advice"
Moe "Yeah?"
Homer "See I got this friend named Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo"
Moe "That's the worst name I've ever heard"
(Joey Joe-Joe Jr. Shabadoo then leaves the bar in tears)
Barney "Hey Joey Joe Joe!"
Freaky Joe Jonas fans who have innapropriate thoughts involving Joe, whipped cream, handcuffs, etc.
That girl just tried to grab Joe's crotchal region! She must be a JoeHoe.
JoeHoe by officialjoehoe August 8, 2009
The nicest, prettiest, sweetest, most kawaii form of a little otaku girl. A JohJoe is usually spotted on facebook, in Hastings, or at a store such as hot topic. A JohJoe is also a cunning thing. Don't be fooled, she looks like she's 6, but she's 14. She isn't always hyper and happy, and she will kill you in the blink of an eye. Overall, a very lovable creature.
A) \Nice JohJoe\
"I baked you cookies :3"
"Awww, thanks JohJoe"

B) \Evil JohJoe\
*clapclap* -insert accused lover's name here-
"Fuckyouguys."
o.o
JohJoe by payback'sabitch. November 24, 2010

joejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoe 

Something you type super fast (on a computer) or say super fast (with your mouth) when you are bored need something to do.
Teacher: You finished your homework! Now you may sit quietly for an hour!
Student: JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE

Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo 

The worst alias you can assume. Taken from The Simpsons.
Homer: Moe, I need your advice. See I've got this friend named Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo.
Moe: That's the stupidest name I've ever heard.
(A man runs out of the bar crying)
Barney: Hey! Joey Joe Joe!
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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