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Joe god by TreesBeGreen October 17, 2020
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Billie Joe Armstong's so sexy oh my GOD
This guy is the sexiest guy alive, who isn't even afraid to go half-naked in front of thousands of people, who writes the best punk songs out there with awesome sexy Mike and Tre,
and all of them are just so ... SEXY!
and all of them are just so ... SEXY!
Teen #1: Who's the most SEXY guy alive?
Teen #2: Who?
Teen #3: Billie Joe Armstong's so sexy oh my GOD.
Teen #2: OH! Duh. I knew that.
Teen #2: Who?
Teen #3: Billie Joe Armstong's so sexy oh my GOD.
Teen #2: OH! Duh. I knew that.
Billie Joe Armstong's so sexy oh my GOD by Teenage Lie March 10, 2013
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Joe; God Of Energy
Have you ever heard the story about how "a cup of joe" was named? I'm about to tell you why coffee is called Joe.
Long ago in ancient times there was a guy named Joe. He was a god. A good god not one of the bad ones. He valued human life. So much so that he had the power to reenergize people. He could replenish the energy in people who were tired both physically and mentally. He would always help humans out when they were feeling depleted or drained. Joe was hailed as a hero to humanity.
Thousands of years later when coffee beans were discovered and made into the drink that we now call coffee people would still refer to coffee as Joe. Because coffee has caffeine which gives people energy. So just like the god Joe coffee was able to reenergize people. So some people till call it "a cup of joe" in tribute to Joe; the god of energy.
Joe was actually close friends with Sparky another of the gods. Sparky and Joe would defend humanity as friends and protect the humans. Unlike some gods. Most gods abuse humans and think of us as inferior beings. But Joe and Sparky weren't like that. They are both good gods.
Long ago in ancient times there was a guy named Joe. He was a god. A good god not one of the bad ones. He valued human life. So much so that he had the power to reenergize people. He could replenish the energy in people who were tired both physically and mentally. He would always help humans out when they were feeling depleted or drained. Joe was hailed as a hero to humanity.
Thousands of years later when coffee beans were discovered and made into the drink that we now call coffee people would still refer to coffee as Joe. Because coffee has caffeine which gives people energy. So just like the god Joe coffee was able to reenergize people. So some people till call it "a cup of joe" in tribute to Joe; the god of energy.
Joe was actually close friends with Sparky another of the gods. Sparky and Joe would defend humanity as friends and protect the humans. Unlike some gods. Most gods abuse humans and think of us as inferior beings. But Joe and Sparky weren't like that. They are both good gods.
Person A "Who's your favorite God?"
Person B "Joe; God Of Energy...obviously!"
Person A "Oh My Joe, he's my favorite God too!"
Person C "Did I hear you two folks mention Joe? He's just the best!"
Person B "Joe; God Of Energy...obviously!"
Person A "Oh My Joe, he's my favorite God too!"
Person C "Did I hear you two folks mention Joe? He's just the best!"
Joe; God Of Energy by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 26, 2025
Goddammit Joe Keteles
A phrase said when emotional music plays on a radio or in a movie. This phrase may also be used to refer to a guy/girl making foolish decisions when it comes to their love life.
Goddammit Joe Keteles, stop making out with Emily. Goddammit Joe Keteles, Tonight by FM Static is on the radio again!!!
Goddammit Joe Keteles by Datishat June 7, 2019
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