Joe Hoe

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Girls (and some boys) who are sexually, physically, and emotionally attracted to Joe Jonas of the Jonas Brothers. They are usually fans of all three boys.

"Hoe" was chosen because it rhymes with Joe.

That Taylor was a total Joe Hoe.

Joe Hoe by lovely1joehoe May 6, 2011

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joe hoe

the grodiest boy ever and flirts with a girl named shannon every night asking if she would fuck him

did you see joe hoe and shannon’s snaps last night?!

joe hoe by posuser June 24, 2020

Related Words

Joe hoes 🎄🎅 • JoeHoe • joe the hoe • Joe's Hoes • A Hoe Joe • Pedo Joe and the Nappy Headed Hoe • Joehoez • Trader JoeHoe • Joe Biden • Joe Mama

joe the hoe

fat boi

joe the hoe is a hoe lmao

joe the hoe by joe the hoe69 October 29, 2017

Joe the Hoe

Joe the Hoe is a white British weeb who loves anime and hentai. If Joe the Hoe is ever sad, show him a picture of anime tiddies to brighten up his day :). Joe the Hoe is a fun person to be around when he isn't annoying. Everybody needs a Joe the Hoe in their lives.

''Omg, you're such a Joe the Hoe''
''Thank you, dear friend''

Joe the Hoe by taedeepthroating May 26, 2019

Joe the hoe

Joe Hull ( ‘Joe the hoe’) is best known in Northern England for his videos uploaded to YouTube and PornHub. In his most popular video, he inserts a pair of hostpital crutches up his arsehole. As a result of the shock of these videos, there was a petition in 2017 to ban him from his home town Harrogate, and some fans have created parody videos of him on YouTube.

Did you see Joe the hoe’s most recent video ? Yeah ! I actually wanted to vomit watching, we should ban him from ever re-entering Harrogate.

Joe the hoe by Ken Riot March 1, 2019

joe the hoe

just joe the hoe

look at joe the hoe over there

joe the hoe by Kayla Upshaw November 1, 2019

A Hoe Joe

A hoe who really there coffee and drinks it every day

Oh look it's a hoe joe

A Hoe Joe by REALdarkcrafter November 13, 2019

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026