Joe Cap

1. A male with a wardrobe consisting primarily of Hollister clothing who has the tendency to iron his tee shirts and get his hair cut every two weeks.
2. Metrosexual

Guy 1: "Did you watch One Tree Hill last night?"
Guy 2: "no dude, you are such a Joe Cap!"

by the hushmeister March 23, 2009

Joe Cappuccino

an italoamerican who is obsessed with pineapple and puts mayo on his pizza. founder of gastroterrorism as well.

Joe Cappuccino's cookbook is full of gastroterrorism

by absolutrash June 7, 2021