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Joe Bucket

Joe Bucket also goes under the alias "Grandpa Joe". Some of you may know him from Willy Wonka and others may know him as "You mean the guy whos legs were out of service for 21 years?" Then decided to fuckin Un-Walt Jr himself and partake in his Assbang filthy grandson's Chocolate Factory field trip. Joey Buckz is a piece of shit. Don't be a joey Buckz.
What? he cut his legs off and was walking on invisible stilts? Sounds a little fishy Todd. Did you tell Tanner?
Tanner: Oh I heard all about it man! My turtle said he saw JB perform a toe loop, flip, lutz triple axle in his filthy fuckin jam packed single room occupant shit hole he calls home.
Carter: oh dam, ya'll talking about that big brown bucket? I took a dump in that the other day and left it next to Charlies window.
Tanner: UH, no dude, we're talking about Joe Bucket, that twink charlies grandpa.
Carter: Don't tell anyone but the reason why I pulled A Joe Bucket yesterday and didnt show up was because I snuck into JBs Shitshack and I brushed my asshole with his toothbrush.
by ShuffleTits October 6, 2022
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Joe beckett

An ugly individual who thinks he is hard n enjoys to give it
Ah step back mate joe Beckett might pounce on ya lol freak
by Gingerninja0 March 17, 2019
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joebucked

To royally FUBAR; to destory, defile and/or violate in a brutal manner.
Cliffs: mofo driving a veyron runs into a salt water lagoon and left it running. Joebucked the engine.
by YHHAWNFTPSHI November 12, 2009
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Jebucketed

Meaning that you got pranked by a bucket.
Angelo at a waterpark: Wow this place is huge!
Gets splashed by water.
Random dude who splashed Angelo with water in bucket: You just got jebucketed!
Angelo: Woooooaaaaah!

This is in memory of Angelo, who's still alive, and tried to put this definition on the Urban Dictionary, but it didn't get published.
by cool dude 09876543211234567890 December 20, 2021
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