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Joe Blow 

Term for a slightly less-than-average person only accepted by his peers because he/she boosts their self-esteem due to their ignorance or lack of intelligence. Also begs others to the extremities of their nerves for money/materials. Can be used as a nick-name or noun/pronoun.
Joe:hey Jackson, got any money i spent all mine on gummy bears & weed.

Jackson:(speaking to Walt). Gosh he really makes me mad hes such a Jew.

Walt: Yea he's such a Joe Blow.
Joe Blow by Its Hunter B February 23, 2009

Blow Joe Day 

Find yourself a Joe and give him a blow. It’ll make his day 🤤🍆💦
Blow Joe Day by Bigtiddies210 August 30, 2022

Joe aka Blow 

“Girl you know joe aka blow? He fucked Ned and paid my bills
Joe aka Blow by Allhustle04 November 23, 2021

blow joe 

when you're performing fellatio and bite down intentionally, sometimes in a kinky way and sometimes in retaliation.
guy 1: last night that bitch barbara gave me a blow joe.
guy 2: man that bites you gotta dump her.
blow joe by joe_unreal March 23, 2022

Joe Blowgan 

A blowjob in which you add a dose of DMT on the end of your knob slobber for the person to suck pleasantly into a DMT style trip thus becoming enlightened like Joe Rogan.
I bought my girl a wedding ring, but I’m nervous about proposing. But after getting a Joe Blowgan from her, she totally said yes!
Joe Blowgan by @JoganRoe February 23, 2021

Blowing Joe 

"I was totally blowing joe last night with Ryan."
Blowing Joe by fantasialova November 29, 2009
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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