Joe Bear 

A fussy bear that trolls around the house making a mess wherever he goes and uses too much toilet paper in the process. He is rarely seen with a shirt on and loves getting crumbs in the bed. He is prone to temper tantrums and will complain until he gets his way. If his fussin' doesn't keep you up, his snoring will. A general fool.

Get this Joe Bear out of here!

Joe Bear by Gem Gem Pops May 11, 2008

Joe beardmore 

A fat oaf capable of shagging your next door neighbors son. He loves the smell and taste off dingleberries and puts moldy Xbox controllers up his arse. People refer to him as a spazmoid eating burgers all day. His diet reguards Callum Wilkins Cheesy dick up his arse, lee burns dribble over his man tits and he also eats cat shite all day.

“Omg look at that joe beardmore, oh wait no it’s shreck”

“Mom what is that?”
“Jimmy it’s a joe beardmore”
“Oh no, (Jimmy starts crying and commits suicide)”

Joe beardmore by Shalommm76 November 17, 2018

Joe Thornton's Beard

Joe Thornton's playoff beard resembles that of a Woolly Mammoth. It is the greatest playoff beard ever.

Joe Thornton's beard is like a woolly mammoth.

Joe Thornton's Beard by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

Joebear 

nickname given to males with the name Joe because either:
1. they are large like a bear
or
2. they are cuddly like a teddy bear.
Joebear's are normally very sweet guys. They would do anything to be the hero or to help their friends.

(girl 1) You see that guy over there? He's so helpful.
(girl 2) Thats because he's a Joebear.
(girl 1) Oh! I thought there was something special about him.

Joebear by Beckyxoxoxo April 10, 2009

Joebear 

A big bear, a fat bear, the best bear, MY bear. Also a cuddle bear. Also a hungry bear needs to be fed a lot. Also a sexy bear. Also a sweet bear. Also a funny bear.

Joebear, people are looking at you weird cause you're a bear.

Joebear by stasbear24 July 29, 2019

joebear 

Normally a very considerate and caring loving guy that doesnt really see his full potential. loved by countless otherS he is absolutely amazing no question about it. Joebear also frequently has very lucious hair ;) A truely amazing friend and would make anyone an incredibly happy partner. So lucky to have a cute and cuddly joebear in your life.!
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joebear by november5thx September 6, 2011