Skip to main content
The new shite breed of dj that doesn't use vinyl or headphones and thinks they have talent
Why the fuck is that Jockbot twitching those knobs for?
Jockbot by Andy_Connor March 11, 2023
Words you can keep

Jockboy syndrome 

1.A male professional athlete that thinks he's hot shit when in reality he's a pussy. Some other characteristics include the constant need to have woman stroke his ego, insecurity, jealousy, and a low IQ.

2. A male or group of male athletes who hide their insecurity by boosting their egos and hanging with the guys while maintaining ultimate douche bag status.

3.Frequently, Springfield Falcon boys.
Hey did you talk to big d today, he's really gotta see someone about that jockboy syndrome.
Related Words
A south African who plays Rugby for Scotland.
He's not good enough to play for the Springboks so he's a Jockbok playing for Scotland.
Jockbok by Schmookey November 14, 2020

jock-bot 

a term describing public school student athletes who are irrationally hateful of people/cultures/ideas that are in contrast to what consitutes their lifestyle. Not to be confused with jock, a term that loosely describes athletically inclined students of a public school.
David's such a jock-bot, man. He called my friend James a faggot because he listens to jazz, but you know if he could kick a field goal, David wouldn't say shit to him.
jock-bot by Kevin Howlett February 16, 2004

jackbotics 

next wave of robot development, for robotic handjobs and sex
Frank was excited to be at the cutting edge of innovation, as he received a handjob from a simulated female robot. It was at that point, that he knew that jackbotics was truly the wave of the future.
jackbotics by cozzdogg1 March 29, 2015
Jockpot is when you find a hot jock to date and he likes you back.
Woah Jen, you hit the jockpot with Brad!
jockpot by jockypotty November 19, 2020
an awesome band from Australia that play grindcore and have smelly balls
wow that jockrot gig was freakin cool last night.. shame theose bastards are so smelly
jockrot by bathtub benny April 30, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
Next