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Jockboy syndrome 

1.A male professional athlete that thinks he's hot shit when in reality he's a pussy. Some other characteristics include the constant need to have woman stroke his ego, insecurity, jealousy, and a low IQ.

2. A male or group of male athletes who hide their insecurity by boosting their egos and hanging with the guys while maintaining ultimate douche bag status.

3.Frequently, Springfield Falcon boys.
Hey did you talk to big d today, he's really gotta see someone about that jockboy syndrome.
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A south African who plays Rugby for Scotland.
He's not good enough to play for the Springboks so he's a Jockbok playing for Scotland.
Jockbok by Schmookey November 14, 2020

jock-bot 

a term describing public school student athletes who are irrationally hateful of people/cultures/ideas that are in contrast to what consitutes their lifestyle. Not to be confused with jock, a term that loosely describes athletically inclined students of a public school.
David's such a jock-bot, man. He called my friend James a faggot because he listens to jazz, but you know if he could kick a field goal, David wouldn't say shit to him.
jock-bot by Kevin Howlett February 16, 2004

jackbotics 

next wave of robot development, for robotic handjobs and sex
Frank was excited to be at the cutting edge of innovation, as he received a handjob from a simulated female robot. It was at that point, that he knew that jackbotics was truly the wave of the future.
jackbotics by cozzdogg1 March 29, 2015
Jockpot is when you find a hot jock to date and he likes you back.
Woah Jen, you hit the jockpot with Brad!
jockpot by jockypotty November 19, 2020
an awesome band from Australia that play grindcore and have smelly balls
wow that jockrot gig was freakin cool last night.. shame theose bastards are so smelly
jockrot by bathtub benny April 30, 2011
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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