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Jockboy syndrome 

1.A male professional athlete that thinks he's hot shit when in reality he's a pussy. Some other characteristics include the constant need to have woman stroke his ego, insecurity, jealousy, and a low IQ.

2. A male or group of male athletes who hide their insecurity by boosting their egos and hanging with the guys while maintaining ultimate douche bag status.

3.Frequently, Springfield Falcon boys.
Hey did you talk to big d today, he's really gotta see someone about that jockboy syndrome.
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A south African who plays Rugby for Scotland.
He's not good enough to play for the Springboks so he's a Jockbok playing for Scotland.
Jockbok by Schmookey November 14, 2020

jock-bot 

a term describing public school student athletes who are irrationally hateful of people/cultures/ideas that are in contrast to what consitutes their lifestyle. Not to be confused with jock, a term that loosely describes athletically inclined students of a public school.
David's such a jock-bot, man. He called my friend James a faggot because he listens to jazz, but you know if he could kick a field goal, David wouldn't say shit to him.
jock-bot by Kevin Howlett February 16, 2004

jackbotics 

next wave of robot development, for robotic handjobs and sex
Frank was excited to be at the cutting edge of innovation, as he received a handjob from a simulated female robot. It was at that point, that he knew that jackbotics was truly the wave of the future.
jackbotics by cozzdogg1 March 29, 2015
Jockpot is when you find a hot jock to date and he likes you back.
Woah Jen, you hit the jockpot with Brad!
jockpot by jockypotty November 19, 2020
an awesome band from Australia that play grindcore and have smelly balls
wow that jockrot gig was freakin cool last night.. shame theose bastards are so smelly
jockrot by bathtub benny April 30, 2011