Jockbot

The new shite breed of dj that doesn't use vinyl or headphones and thinks they have talent

Why the fuck is that Jockbot twitching those knobs for?

by Andy_Connor March 11, 2023

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Jockboy syndrome

1.A male professional athlete that thinks he's hot shit when in reality he's a pussy. Some other characteristics include the constant need to have woman stroke his ego, insecurity, jealousy, and a low IQ.

2. A male or group of male athletes who hide their insecurity by boosting their egos and hanging with the guys while maintaining ultimate douche bag status.

3.Frequently, Springfield Falcon boys.

Hey did you talk to big d today, he's really gotta see someone about that jockboy syndrome.

by Isabellabadbitch June 15, 2016

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Jockbok

A south African who plays Rugby for Scotland.

He's not good enough to play for the Springboks so he's a Jockbok playing for Scotland.

by Schmookey November 14, 2020

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jock-bot

a term describing public school student athletes who are irrationally hateful of people/cultures/ideas that are in contrast to what consitutes their lifestyle. Not to be confused with jock, a term that loosely describes athletically inclined students of a public school.

David's such a jock-bot, man. He called my friend James a faggot because he listens to jazz, but you know if he could kick a field goal, David wouldn't say shit to him.

by Kevin Howlett February 16, 2004

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jackbotics

next wave of robot development, for robotic handjobs and sex

Frank was excited to be at the cutting edge of innovation, as he received a handjob from a simulated female robot. It was at that point, that he knew that jackbotics was truly the wave of the future.

by cozzdogg1 March 29, 2015

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