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To define the word Jobson please see Job.

A Job is a person with great patience. Although unaware, Jobs have the world in the palm of their hands. Their possibilities are endless. Jobs are a gift sent to us from the ether as a reminder that we are loved by our creator.
Is there a Jobson in the crowd? Help! We need a Jobson!
Jobson by Magikmoonmama March 20, 2021
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a srawny ginger who has no friends but has an expensive taste in clothes
he is such a jobson
jobson by fatnoncfsajdjcjgh July 10, 2017
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jobson • jobsona • jobroni • Jobsolete • Jebson • jobon • Jobonie • Jonson • jabson • jobonee
jobson, to successfully pull a girl on the dancefloor in a bar/club without speaking to her and only getting in by cupping her fanny
"I went out last night, pulled some girl and took her back to the towers, i knew it'll be alreet"

'did you do a jobson?'

"yea, said nothing to her, cupped her fanny and i was in"
jobson by lowfellsfinest January 30, 2010
The act of a parent bird regurgitating food into a baby bird's mouth. Named for Ruprect Jobson the famed ornithologist that first photographed the behavior in 1869
Adult birds have to jobson their chicks at least their body weight in protein a day
Jobson by karnakdave March 1, 2023
A person who loves u alot and can do anything ,he don't care of what others think about him. He is just perfect for his friends . The girl will be lucky to have him
Joyson by Khushi shah October 26, 2018
That segment of of US population who, as a result of believing in Joe Biden's every word, confuse Utopia with Dystopia.
Away went the policemen, and the Jobonkos were left helplessly alone as the city and businesses burned.
Jobonkos by The Molly's April 29, 2021
An amazing guy with gorgeous eyes that will make you fall for him more everyday. He's super talented and cute. He's got an awesome laugh that will make you smile and his smile is just unf. He can sing, dance and play guitar. He's really funny and sweet. He's a great boy friend and is completely unique. He's the cute kind of dorky and is awesome.
Have you seen Joson he's amazing
Joson by Momentsininfinty October 20, 2013
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