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Person 1: Did you hear what happend in bali?

Person 2: No, what?

Person 1: the worlds largest jobofo recorded

Person 2: wow
Jobofo by No(fuck you) June 13, 2022
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Jobototo 

Jobototo means a person that plays fortnite.
You are a Jobototo.
Jobototo by Radical_Void13 November 14, 2020
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A popular website created by hipster Jews, or JoOs. The site invites humorous, quirky and unusual perspective into Jewish culture, tradition and neuroses.
I read joyofoy.com last night, and I totally LMFAO'd. I showed it to my Goyish band members. They smiled politely.
joyofoy by Pantsdownunder November 24, 2010

jobology 

The study of Jobisms - in other words, learning the ins and outs of how to navigate Corporate America.
Who knew learning jobology would be harder than learning physics. But I avoided being laid off from my job because I at least remembered the basics of jobology, so I knew what to do.
jobology by akajohnsanders August 4, 2010

jobolobo 

Complete and utter dumb cunt and pedo
Damn look at that jobolobo trying to get the school girls
jobolobo by Rockondevil November 12, 2012
Jodofo is often used to react on surprising situations. Especially when you are too excited or too startled to answer.

Also used to respond on greetings.
"Look what i found yesterday!" - "Jodofo!"

"Hi mate." - "Jodofo"
jodofo by Heretm October 26, 2005

Jobonomic 

A person with a first and/or last name that suits his or her profession - or whose profession suits his or her name - is said to possess a jobonomic name.
Jess Carpenter: cabinet maker
Nolan Bird; pigeon trainer
Axel Rounder: car mechanic
Lana Sandler: shoe seller
Tam Gentles: massage artist
Jobonomic by Ezra Soiferman January 28, 2004
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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