Jobcising

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To criticise, mock, others for not being able to find a job.

John, can you please stop Jobcising me! It's not my fault the job market is cooked

Jobcising by Fat cat bro August 19, 2025

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Jobiing

The act of "jobiing" occurs when you are at a sleepover, in a tent with all your friends and you get the sudden urge to turn around and start beating ur dick, you then procide to seduce one of your homies and start sucking him off, you finish the deed and proceed to say "Welp, I'm never doing that again" hinting at the fact that you don't typically suck your homies dick and aren't planning on doing it again.

"How was your sleepover honey?"
"It was a little weird, this guy just started jobiing another dude all of a sudden"

Jobiing by Patty2G November 24, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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