Job Swing

Can only be done with a knife.

a "Job Swing" is where someone uses a knife like a sword to try to cut you with. Like the way you hold a lightsaber. Instead of a left and right motion its a chopping motion like a sword by up and down.

I was walking to the store and this thug, I'm presuming a newbie, tried to job swing me with a knife.

Job Swing by cyb3rhack3r November 12, 2015

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Irish Swing Job

When your masturbate into a potato while sitting on your front porch swing listening to celtic fiddle music.

Susan walked up on me giving myself an irish swing job yesterday, caused me to spew extra sour cream all over that doublebaked potato...

Irish Swing Job by Dzzo August 6, 2011

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Sing Job

When you use a penis as a microphone and just sing at it.

“She said she wanted to give me a ‘sing job’, I thought it was weird, but I came in her mouth when she was hitting a high note”

Sing Job by PoonSlayer97 October 19, 2017

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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