Job Application

Ususlly a blank sheet of paper with a hole cut in the center. It implies that the paper is a portable glory hole and that the applicant is going to have to perform sexual favors to get the job. Alludes to the act of applying for a job at a strip club.

Also used as an insulting way of telling someone to get lost or that they are pissing you off and are not going to get what they want.

Joe: My ex came over to my house yesterday and wanted to get back together.

Dave: What did you do?

Joe: Gave her the Job Application then told her to fuck off.

Dave: hahahaha!

by killersbytrade May 10, 2010

Are you taking job applications

Something you say to companies when you are looking for a job and wish to apply.

'Are you taking job applications?' He said, with his resume in his hands.

by derulais July 24, 2022

Job Application

Formal process in which an individual submits personal information, qualifications, and experience to an employer to be considered for a position.

Often viewed as intimidating due to its evaluative nature, it is especially feared by the individual Don WL.

me: "hey don hows the job application search going?"

don: *orders*
Then: AHHHH!!

Dom H: *cracks larry*

by Yprcn December 7, 2025

Job Application

A piece of paper that is a nightmare to your unemployment mf. Effective when show the paper while also saying the magic word "Get a job"

You: *show job application*
Your friend: No! I trust you! Why you do this to me?
You: You stay in my house for a whole month and take everything in my fridge. Now get a job!
Your friend: No! STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU MONSTER!!!
You: Get a job! Get the job! Get THE JOB!!!
Your friend: ARHHHHHHHH!!!!!

by Sun Tsu June 14, 2025

job application

something you use to get a real job

kyle doesn’t know what a job application is

by fridge123 October 21, 2025

Get a job application

A Gen Z slang that means "Get a life"

Eww, go get a job application.

by Jayykeeee July 21, 2025