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A large woman of any race or nationality looking to be in excess of four hundred pounds; carries weight mostly in the hips and butt.

Often reffered to as a B B W
That right there son, is a Joandis
Joandis by REALT97 August 26, 2019
Words you can keep
another term for majuana. jondis is short for marajondis
Example: hey bro, pass me that jondis
jondis by shayne88 April 9, 2010
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elton johndis disease 

A deadly disease that is caused opon listening to too much Elton John. The disease is contagious and can spread to even wildlife.
Lowan, is it true that you have elton johndis disease?

joanisse 

A family name that isn’t that popular but represents the most caring, polite, respectful people on earth. They are very outgoing and always have a nice big smile on their lips. They never loose because they are definitely stubborn. They like to laugh with their friends and believe me, they are insane. Like REALLY insane. However, when you meet them, you dont see their “real” personality. It’s only when they trust you that you will see the real Joanisse. The Joanisse are the type of people that you wanna be in a relationship with. If you are friends with a Joanisse, KEEP THEM! They will always stand by your side N O M A T T E R W H A T!
Hey what’s ur family name?

It’s Joanisse.
Omg are you serious?? Do you wanna hangout sometime soon...?
joanisse by Heynicetomeetyou October 5, 2020

Joannish 

a language that a psychotic female has and has no knowledge of being nice to one and another. they're nice greeting is a negative toward's English.
Joannish - slapping, punching, taking peoples cell phones, ruling statuses on Facebook, shattered feelings, etc.
Joannish by peppep May 10, 2010
Joannis is the biggest fuckboy you will ever meet. Dont get too close to him, he will hurt your feelings.
" I hate him so much! He's such a fuckboy"

"must have been a joannis"
Joannis by mnqqq January 3, 2017
Joansel and ANAIS couple name 😼
Friends :what’s y’all ship name

ANAIS:Joanais
Joanais by Klkdominicannnsss June 14, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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