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another term for majuana. jondis is short for marajondis
Example: hey bro, pass me that jondis
jondis by shayne88 April 9, 2010
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elton johndis disease 

A deadly disease that is caused opon listening to too much Elton John. The disease is contagious and can spread to even wildlife.
Lowan, is it true that you have elton johndis disease?

joanisse 

A family name that isn’t that popular but represents the most caring, polite, respectful people on earth. They are very outgoing and always have a nice big smile on their lips. They never loose because they are definitely stubborn. They like to laugh with their friends and believe me, they are insane. Like REALLY insane. However, when you meet them, you don’t see their “real” personality. It’s only when they trust you that you will see the real Joanisse. The Joanisse are the type of people that you wanna be in a relationship with. If you are friends with a Joanisse, KEEP THEM! They will always stand by your side N O M A T T E R W H A T!
Hey what’s ur family name?

It’s Joanisse.
Omg are you serious?? Do you wanna hangout sometime soon...?
joanisse by Heynicetomeetyou October 5, 2020

Joannish 

a language that a psychotic female has and has no knowledge of being nice to one and another. they're nice greeting is a negative toward's English.
Joannish - slapping, punching, taking peoples cell phones, ruling statuses on Facebook, shattered feelings, etc.
Joannish by peppep May 10, 2010
Joannis is the biggest fuckboy you will ever meet. Dont get too close to him, he will hurt your feelings.
" I hate him so much! He's such a fuckboy"

"must have been a joannis"
Joannis by mnqqq January 3, 2017
Joansel and ANAIS couple name 😼
Friends :what’s y’all ship name

ANAIS:Joanais
Joanais by Klkdominicannnsss June 14, 2019
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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