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Janan is a very attractive person who can kick your butt in any fight. She might be small but she can kill anyone who comes near her. She is always someone you can lean on and talk to about anything. She is a great friend too.
Oh no that Janan is coming we better hide.
by pepethepuppet November 21, 2010
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A man who knows what he wants, and will do almost anything to get it. He may look very tough and cold-hearted but inside, he is very kind-hearted and can get very emotional. His heart is beautiful, and only very few people have touched it. His face is as beautiful and wonderful as his personality. Everyone that meets him will leave with a smile; he can make anyone laugh. He can be very smart but chooses not to be and is quite a trouble-maker.
"I love you, Janan!"
by bystander12 March 12, 2018
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A complete wiener who bitches about childish games like Minecraft and Brawlhalla and decides to get really serious when trash talking the enemy team. An absolute madman, he goes around being a cool motherfucker but really isn't.
"Yo, quit being a little Janan, dude, it's just a game, calm down."
"Ah, shit, it's Janan, turn on offline mode."
by Rootin Tootin Pootin January 31, 2018
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1) a form of attire for the intra-genito-anal region worn to compensate for the lack of a penis by an otherwise genetically male person, usually in pink and floral patterns

2) describing a man who has breasts larger than his girlfriends' or lovers'

3) intense black, so black (moreso than black itself) that it actually a new shade(janan)

4) Describing a person with a strangely crooked nose

1) My janan is really chaffing me, maybe i should buy a velvet one.

2) Dude, that janan over there must be like a D-cup!

3) When i was dumped in that boot all i could see around me was jananness.

4) I reckon if i karate chopped pinnochio side on he'd be a massive janan
by HSHIZZLE99 November 05, 2008
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a gay pussy with a pengina and he loves to touch males dick and he has yeast infections as well
man i wish i can be a janan no not rlly hes gay
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by DeezNut 123 September 18, 2018
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