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Joaldo is the best person alive. He is wise, funny and super HANDSOME. His smile will brighten up your day and you will be remember his smile for the rest of your day. And the next day and the next day.. Joaldo is creative and He is an oscar winning filmmaker. Yes he is. HIS TASTE IN MUSIC IS AMAZING. Joaldo is the greatest. Dont ever let him go.
I wish i was the best person alive, like Joaldo
joaldo by Celía November 20, 2021
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A Guy who gets no bitches but still tries to talk shit on someone like if they have the right to
Joaldo how about you go talk to some bitches
Joaldo by GuyLeeRockLee November 23, 2021
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Joeldosa 

a guy who only eats nuggets and orders from ubereats 10x a day. he also makes sus objects whilst playing minecraft and calls himself a nerd. he is good at studies and thats the only good part. u also need to tell him what slay means
Joeldosa needs to jump in a blackhole
Joeldosa by Ur mum slayer February 25, 2022

Jnaldo Skills 

These are skills, particularly in football, which are owned by someone who is keen to show them off and get themselves noticed.
"James is really gonna go far.."
"how'd you know?"
"well.. he's got Jnaldo Skills"
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I adore you. You are so Joaldine!
Joaldine by J8888 June 10, 2021
a racial slur that is offensive to all races, mostly black melon munching niggers and wetback border-hopping Mexicans
i cant stand them Joado
Joaldi is a nice and cool guy. He’s a very stubborn person and he shows his emotions a lot.
Joaldi is good at soccer.
Joaldi by chimigang April 28, 2022
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