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joaldo 

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Joaldo is the best person alive. He is wise, funny and super HANDSOME. His smile will brighten up your day and you will be remember his smile for the rest of your day. And the next day and the next day.. Joaldo is creative and He is an oscar winning filmmaker. Yes he is. HIS TASTE IN MUSIC IS AMAZING. Joaldo is the greatest. Dont ever let him go.
I wish i was the best person alive, like Joaldo
joaldo by Celía November 20, 2021
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Joaldo 

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A Guy who gets no bitches but still tries to talk shit on someone like if they have the right to
Joaldo how about you go talk to some bitches
Joaldo by GuyLeeRockLee November 23, 2021
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Joeldosa 

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a guy who only eats nuggets and orders from ubereats 10x a day. he also makes sus objects whilst playing minecraft and calls himself a nerd. he is good at studies and thats the only good part. u also need to tell him what slay means
Joeldosa needs to jump in a blackhole
Joeldosa by Ur mum slayer February 25, 2022

Jnaldo Skills 

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These are skills, particularly in football, which are owned by someone who is keen to show them off and get themselves noticed.
"James is really gonna go far.."
"how'd you know?"
"well.. he's got Jnaldo Skills"
Jnaldo Skills by Shazzelle123 October 25, 2008

Joaldine

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I adore you. You are so Joaldine!
Joaldine by J8888 June 10, 2021

joado 

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a racial slur that is offensive to all races, mostly black melon munching niggers and wetback border-hopping Mexicans
i cant stand them Joado

Joaldi

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Joaldi is a nice and cool guy. He’s a very stubborn person and he shows his emotions a lot.
Joaldi is good at soccer.
Joaldi by chimigang April 28, 2022
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
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Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
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Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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