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Joaö Peñetallo 

In Rio de Janeiro, Penetallo shared his childhood with three brothers and their sausage dog, Mini Pene.

However, as Penetallo grew older, he became prone to bad decisions: Allegations of sexual assault, drunk driving charges, and armed robbery convictions painted a grim picture of his life. At 24 years old, Penetallo faced imprisonment for 9 years.

Penetallo would soonpromise each guard a portion of his former footballer salary to reach freedom.

Penetallo's life as a fugitive began. His criminal record made it impossible to find work. His bank account dwindled, drained by his vices—alcohol and gambling.
Penetallo soon found solace in street football. Every kick of the ball reminded him of the joy it once brought him. His skills on the pitch were undeniable; he had never lost his flair. The local tournaments offered him chances to play again.

An old man named Richarlison saw Penetallo's talent.Richarlison was a street football podcast host. He approached Penetallo and invited him for an interview. As they talked, Richarlison asked if Penetallo had ever considered a career in football. Penetallo replied, “Si.”

Weeks passed, and Penetallo continued to shine on the streets. Soon, a wealthy woman approached him and she offered him a contract with a small-sided club called "Sarina’s Garden.”
His future with the club was legendary…
That boy over there has skill flair and is so clinical he plays like Joaö peñetallo
Joaö Peñetallo by Martin Reeves December 14, 2024
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excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
Word of the Day on July 3, 2026
Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.
feeder by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004
Word of the Day on July 2, 2026

give a hoot don't pollute 

the act of giving a hoot and not polluting
*sees a dirtbag litter*
gIVE A HOOT DON'T POLLUTE BITCH

*slam dunks trash into appropriate bin*
Word of the Day on July 1, 2026