Jošt 

Jošt is a master of bodily fluids. He is so hot, everyone around him gets wet immediately, including all genders. Many men have been puzzled becouse of this. His sense of humor makes people pee their pants so his friends often wear a diaper to be safe. His enemies sweat at the sight of him. If you are lucky enough to date a Jošt you will forever cry tears of joy.

Jošt is coming to the party so you should bring a towel.

Jošt by Evilhamsterbehindyou March 30, 2020

Jost 

Jost is a great and loving guy. He is a Dutch guy and likes action movies.His name is not that popular so mostly girls can't find a boy with the name Jost. Jost is a guy that likes sports and maybe even have abs. He really likes to hang out with his girlfriend and some of his best friends. A man named Jost might change your world.

Your friend: Hey look, Jost is so good at playing sports!
You: Yes he is so pro and I love how good he is.
Your friend: I wish that Jost guy will be my boyfriend!
You: Yes he is so sweet,I love him.

Jost by Brothebump June 9, 2020

Jost 

A jail term. Also a jail term as in term as in length of time.

An acronym for, "Joking On State Time"
Orgins in South Louisiana Parish jails and prisons. Most specifically Southwest louisana.
As stated it mainly means any length of time 6 months or more spent incarcerated. But has several variashons including;
Reference to any time someone is having fun or enjoyment in jail.
Jostmode is when you come to grips with the fact you are not getting out quickly and accept living inside to make the most of it.
Josting bad would be playing off someone's top, basically driving a fellow inmate in one of many particular stress factors and insecurities that are unique and specifically found only in incarceration. Like being self conscious or fearing the worst case scenario.

Jost with someone would be when a person in the free world is supporting a person locked up ie putting money on their books, money on the phone, letters, visits, phone calls, and leg work to get them out, calling lawyers, public defenders, judges etc. And also aiding in contraband into the facility. Ie if you're people make trustee status you drop them a package to be found while working in areas they have been entrusted to go to work outside the jail walls.
#stopbuildingprisons #stopallowingfentanyl
#FTW-FTP

THAT LAST JOST TOOK IT OUT OF ME, 6 YEARS! IM LEGIT INOCENT OF ANY CRIME THIS TIME!! LAST TIME IT WAS 2 YEARS FOR A SINGLE XANAX! I'LL DIE BEFORE I GO BACK.

Jost by JuiCeTHEtruef February 4, 2022

Jost 

Noun: A famous and beautiful rockstar king in the middle ages. Said to have come from the future, he was a mastermind of mathematics and a sex god. He also had an above-average online chess score. 1 n1 dude.

Adjective: to be lackschuh at everything

Adjective: extremely manly

Person 1: Wow, I had a tinder date with a guy yesterday who was so jost!

Person 2: I wish I was as cool as Jost.

Jost by Schmeve February 15, 2018

jost 

(verb)
To lurk behind, or around somebody

"Stop josting behind me! It's making me feel uncomfortable"

jost by Janzilla June 25, 2008

Jost 

Pronouced: yoast
verb
1. To creep girls out the most
2. To hook up with in a creepy fashion
3. To creep out one of the opposite sex

I just josted a bitch.
Im jostin' bitches.
You've been josted.

Jost by the apes March 29, 2007

Jost 

Jost n. A person who does not do anything with their life.

Josting v. If you are josting, then you are sitting at home in bed with your laptop. You are sitting home all day long.

Zachary: "Dude, I kinda feel like josting today."
BJ: "We josted yesterday! Let's do something else."

Jost by megbitch December 27, 2016